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Archive for August, 2009

I love to listen to all your naughty confessions.

Do you have a curiosity to try new things? Are you afraid to admit that you have nasty dark maybe even taboo fetishes? Don’t be afraid, you can share them with me. I won’t tell a soul. Your secret will go to the grave with me. You don’t need to see a counselor or the priest, just confess all of your naughty desires to me and I will be happy to play them out with you.

 

Do you want your best friend’s hot wife?

Do you have a thing for your boss or one of your co-workers?

Was there a hot teacher or professor you masturbated about when you in school?

Do you have an age play or incest fantasy?

Do you like to be dominated?

Do you secretly want to be a woman?

 

You don’t have to hide your desires and secrets anymore. Confession and support is just a phone call away. I do it all so call now!


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Police Work!

My girlfriend calls me up and tells me that she is the maid of honor and is in charge of throwing a bachelorette party for the bride to be. The bride said that he ex-boyfriend is driving her nuts calling her all the time wanting to get back together. The bride said his a good guy but can’t handle her getting married so she wants to play a dirty trick on him so he will get the message that it’s over. My girlfriend told me that she is not really psyched about doing this but she also wanted to play a little trick on the bride too. Turns out the bride used to cheat on her ex by having sex with other women quite a bit. So my girlfriend said she told the bride that she would get a stripper (not telling her that she was going to get a female stripper) and have the party at her house. Her knowing that I liked playing with both men and women also, she asked if I would be the stripper and play along with the trick on the bride. The girls were going to going out partying after and if I wanted to have my way with the exboyfriend, I could stay and use her place.

So I had put on my cop uniform and headed to the party. I had a good fake mustasche and so it was hard to tell which gender I was at first. As I knocked on the door, I could hear the loud music and the girls screaming that the stripper was here. My heart was pounding as I figured things were about to get crazy. As I walked in I said that the neighbors were complaining about the noise and I had to check it out. I looked at the bride and she looked excited to see that I was a female. I walked into the livingroom, I could see the poor exboyfriend who was sitting in the chair naked with his arms and legs tied to the chair. The bride was shouting out how excited she was to have one more fling with a woman before she got married. My friend put on my music as I started dancing towards the ex and checked him out. It looked like he had a boner for about the last hour and it was getting me really hot. The bride was placed in a chair about four feet from the exboyfriend facing him. The bride wanted him to watch her have sex with a stripper in front of him to send him a message. She seemed even more excited that I was a woman. As I stripped down for the bride, her friends were all hooting and hollering as I got naked. When I was completely naked, I asked the bride if she would lick my pussy. I got on all fours facing the ex, while the bride got down and started working on my pussy.  I could see the ex watching my tits hanging down.  He wanted to get up and play and join in on the fun as I started to cum all over the bride’s face. The bride then laid on the floor as I was going to return the favor. I put my ass right in front of the ex and I could sense he was going crazy watching. Little did he know he would be getting some of this later! After several more orgasms for the bride, I packed up and left for my car but I didn’t drive off. I waited for party to move on while m girlfriend left the door open for me. They had left the poor fellow tied up to the chair with a blindfold on and I think he may have falling asleep. I had slipped in quietly and heade over to where he sat. I slipped out of my cop uniform once again and started to kiss him on the back of his neck. As he started to wake, I whispered into his ear that is was his turn to cum. I could tell he was both relieved that he was going to be untied and excited to have some sex himself. I told him if he was a good boy and not shoot his load until he was given permission that he would be untied. I started out with massaging his inner thighs as his legs spread wide open. I slid my hand up and cupped his balls and worked them over letting my fingernails digg in a bit. His body started to quiver and I slid both of his Easter eggs into my wet mouth. He gave out a big moan trying not to cum while I massaged his nuts with my tongue. He was able to hold off but I mad him really work for it. I let the sweetness slid slowly out of my mouth and let him know that he had passed the test. I untied him but told him he had to leave the blindfold on. I grabbed him by the cock to lead him into my friends bedroom. I had him stand near the edge of the bed which was a pretty good height. I hopped on the bed on my back and let my head hang off the end of the bed. I told him that if he could find my mouth that he could fuck my face. It didn’t take too long before he found me and he slide that rocket of his deep into my throat. He grabbed those tits he had been staring at earlier and proceeded to bang away. I should have know better but I reached up and grabbed his balls with two hands this time. It was like turning on the water falls as he shot off one of the biggest loads I had ever experienced almost drowning. He thanked me for coming back to untied him and servicing him. I just thanked him for cumming!!!!!

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~Your Naughty Little Brooke~
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Operation: tent sex!

My boyfriend and I went up to the mountains last weekend to get away from our busy lives and have some together time. After a good day of hiking, we had a campfire that night enjoying our smores. My man was getting all heated up and asked if we could turn in early - Of course!!!! So we found ourselves naked quite quickly with him on his back and I straddling his face. It had been a while since I had giving him a blowjob that he has been craving for a long time. So as I leaned forward to taste the head of his cock, he was immediately in la-la land moaning with pleasure. Having a cock in my mouth tasted sweeter than the smores that I had just finished as I had a mouthful of his sweetness. Out of the corner of my eye, I could see a flashlight shining on our tent and the light getting brighter. A female voice spoke out, “Excuse, but you cannot have a unattended fire here at this park!” I replied tentitively, “Ummm, but I am kind of working on a fire in here….” Next thing I know, she is in the tent and shining her light on my hand with his cock stiff as a board. Apparently, he couldn’t hear or see anything going on as he was muching away. The ranger said “Well I can help you put out this fire!” as she got naked even quicker than we did. She was quite hot though as she handed her flashlight to me and climbed right on top of him. She slid his cock inside her wet pussy as she grabbed me and starting kissing me deeply while our tits rubbed against each other. We all exploded so hard as it was the HOTTEST SEX I EVER HAD!!!!!!

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~Your Naughty Little Brooke~
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Fucking feet fetish

It started off when Andrew, my friend picked out a pair of shoes for me that I really liked. He was always sweet and thoughtful. Most people thought he was gay. I thought so to, but he never made comments about guys or anything like that. He knew how to dress and his hair was spiked with highlights. He would be pretty had he been a girl.

We went to his apartment when we left the Mall, because his was always neat and clean. I had panties on my floor where I hadn’t done laundry for a week. Besides, he made a great Margarita.

He bashed me for going without a pedicure, and brought out one of those foot soaker-massage buckets and put my feet in it. The other reason I like being friends with Andrew is that he does nails and hair great. He didn’t do it for a living. He works in a bank, but he is awesome.

Andrew put some soaking stuff in the water that smelt like I was in a spa. After my feet had soaked for a while he scrubbed my heels, the balls of my feet, and the outsides of your pinkie toes. I felt a little embarrassed seeing dead skin come off my feet, but Andrew didn’t seem to mind that at all. I liked the way he held and touched my feet. He took care of my cuticles and then he started rubbing a lot of moisturizing cream into my feet.

I didn’t realize it until I felt it move that my foot was on his cock. I pretended not to notice and he didn’t say anything about it. I picked up a magazine from the coffee table and held it up to my face.

I was so curious. I mean I thought the guy was gay. I moved my foot a little at a time, so I could get a better sense of it. I bit my lip, because it felt like it was huge. I pushed my toes up into his crotch and found his balls. I don’t think that I realized what I was doing. I rubbed over his hard cock with the bottom of my foot, and he put the bottom of my other foot to his lips.

I put down the magazine. Andrew was moaning and grinding his cock against my foot. I could feel a twinge in my pussy. I realized then that Andrew was not gay. Well, not all the way gay anyhow. He started sucking on my toes and opening his pants.

He pulled his cock up out of his pants and I could have fainted. I tried to think how he could have kept a cock that size hidden. I pushed it up against his stomach and it was longer than my foot. It was circumcised and had thick veins. I had never been fucked with a cock as big as that.

He switched my feet putting moisturizer on the other one. My foot slid up and down the underside of his cock easier. I felt like a slut, but I couldn’t stop myself. I was getting hornier by the second. Then pre-cum oozed from the tip of his dick.

He put my other foot down on his lap, and I started stroking his cock with both my feet. He didn’t look at me, but I watched the expression on his face, while he fucked his cock between my feet. I could imagine what his big cock would have felt like inside of me.

He grunted and started coming. I jumped, but I kept my feet on his cock. It was a lot of cum. His cum squirted out on my legs and some got on my crotch, which was interesting because that was the last place I expected his cum to go.

I rubbed his spilled cum all over his cock with my feet. He leaned back in the chair he had sat in front me and moaned. Seeing the pleasure he was getting from the foot-fuck, I wanted to get fucked myself.

Andrew’s cock softened only a little before it got really hard again. He pushed his pants down and off, and then pulled off his shirt. It was like I was seeing him for the first time. His skinny body was heavily toned, like a skinny body builder. It was definitely sexy. I mean, really hot.

He looked down at my feet and began thrusting his big cock between them again. He still didn’t look up at me. He spread his legs wide and I saw that he had shaved all the hair from between his legs. He rubbed the tops of my feet, and that time, when he began to cum, breathing like he was having a spasm.

I let out a little yelp when his cum shot so far that it hit me in the face. Not just on drop, but several thick streams. I didn’t realize how much he came until I looked down at myself. I had cum on my face, neck, breast, crotch, and both my legs and feet.

He looked at me and started laughing. I was drenched in cum and I started laugh too. I licked some cum from my cheek without thinking and he started laughing harder. It took us a while to calm down.

I still was curious about Andrew’s sexual orientation. Was he gay, bi, straight, or what? I asked him. He said that he was straight in a way. That he was into women’s pretty feet. He said that he could fuck my feet all day long. He said that he didn’t care if people called him gay. He said that the girls closest to him all had pretty feet. He said that I was the only one of our friends that he had foot-fucked.

I had put my feet back against his cock and balls while we were talking and his cock got hard again. I had never seen a guy get hard again so soon after cumming before. I asked him what if a girl wanted him to fuck her. He said that he would if he could play with her feet while he did it.

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