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Archive for June, 2011

Feeling Frisky

I don’t know what is going on with me today but I’m feeling super frisky. I woke up and my thongs were soaking wet so I knew it was going to be one of those days. I relieved my horny self by my pink 8 inch rabbit dildo. It felt so good and it hit the spot so well I squirted all over my bed sheets.

I ate breakfast and then hopped in the shower. I was feeling incredibly frisky again so I took my shampoo bottle and rubbed it against my clit. I got really adventurous and got the top of the bottle in my pussy and fucked myself till I came all over it.

I met my girlfriend Tracie at Olive Garden for lunch and she was turning me on. Normally, I wouldn’t think twice about doing anything with her but I was in one of those moods where I needed anything to pleasure my aching pussy. After lunch, I asked her to my car and we both went at it like dogs in heat.

All this happened before 1:30! My friskiness didn’t stop there. Call me and let me tell you about the rest of my frisky day.

Frisky Jesse

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Better Than Before

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So tonight I got a pleasant surprise blast from the past. I cannot believe that it has been like 4 years since “D” called me. Okay, I will admit that my memory of him is a little vague. You have to give me some slack, it has been 4 years and I do talk to a lot of guys. So hopefully he will forgive me for the fact that I don’t quite remember him exactly. None the less, it was nice to catch up with “D” and to hear about what he’s been up to. Of course the best part was hearing one of his dirty and naughty stories. I love hearing about real life kinky experiences. I love having guys confess things to me that they don’t tell everyone. Hopefully “D” will call me a lot sooner than 4 years this time. I look forward to making more memories with this funny man. I’ve learned a lot in the past 4 years, which “D” had some hand on experience with tonight. I can be a funny, sarcastic girl and I am not as shy as I once was.

A girl like me is always improving perfection, so of course I am better than before and I am only going to keep getting better!

Chrissy
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Old Confessions

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