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Archive for May, 2012

The Cable Guy

The other day I had the most accommodating cable guy come over and totally hook me up with all the channels and then some. This guy was not your average cable guy. He was handsome and not to mention his package was well-endowed. We left off on very friendly terms he told me I could call him day or night if I had any problems with my equipment. The next morning I was thinking about the cable guys offering *Mmm* I could use my equipment adjusted for the long weekend. He arrived with his crew of workers which was fine with me, the more the merrier. As soon as they walked in the door my clothes were on the floor and I was surrounded by all these huge hard cocks. My mouth was watering. Of course my cable guy got first dibs on my tight pussy showing his buddies how he fucks me nice and hard. One after another they all took turns fucking all my holes. My body was covered in their warm, creamy cum. Now that’s service at your front door.

Callie


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Slutty Girl Crush

You are my Mom’s hot sexy boyfriend. I have always had a thing for older guys.

I have a crush on you. It drives me crazy to see you with my Mom. I can’t help it, but I am always spying on the two of you when you are having sex. When I am not watching you two, I am listening from my bed. I really can’t stop myself. I just HAVE to put my fingers in my wet pussy and masturbate. Sometimes, I scream so loud that I know you can hear me.

I leave my panties on the bathroom floor for you to find. They always disappear. I know you take them and I hope you enjoy them.

Mom never leaves us alone. She doesn’t trust me with you. She can see that look in my eye and she knows she has a slutty daughter. After all, I learned my slutty ways from her.

Why don’t you pick me up after school when she is at work? Take me back to her bed and fuck my tight teen pussy instead of her old worn out whore Mommy pussy! Mommy doesn’t have to know.

Your Slutty Girl,

Chrissy

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Chrissy
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Naughty Confession: Guess What I Did In Your Bed?

You give me a key to your apartment and ask me to water your plants and just keep an eye on things while you are away on a long business trip overseas. You don’t know it, but I have had a secret crush on you since you moved into the apartment across the hall from mine.

I water your plants, but I am also a pretty naughty girl in your apartment. I have learned some of your secrets. I know what you keep in your naughty drawer in the nightstand next to your bed. I have found your stash of playboys and looked at them. I think I found cum stains on a few of the pages. I even stole a pair of your boxers and I sleep in them sometimes in my bed at night.

Sometimes, I lie on your bed and I can still smell you on the sheets and on your pillowcase. I love the smell of you. That strong sexy man smell makes me so fucking horny! I slip off my panties and I masturbate in your bed. I play with my pussy until I cum in your bed.

I keep thinking what would happen if you came home early from your trip and found me in your bed with my fingers in my pussy. What would happen next?

Brooke

~Your Naughty Little Brooke~
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GFE With Lexi

Maybe your girlfriend wont do all those naughty, kinky things that you have always fantasized about. I’m the kind of girlfriend that understands your needs and desires. I want to fulfill every one with you. We can take it nice and slow and have a romantic sensual time or we can rip off each others clothes and get down and dirty. I’m ready to give you a mind blowing orgasm. I’ll always be ready to take care of you just like you deserve. I’ll never demand anything from you, I’m just the naughty girlfriend who wants to please you in every way. We’ll connect in so many ways you’ll wonder where I’ve been all your life. Call me so we can get to know each other.

Lexi

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Divine Pleasures With Callie

The feeling of your warm lips on my body always sends electricity down my spine. I love giving you complete control to use my body just the way you want. My hands above my head with my fingers running through my hair. You make my body melt with every lick and steamy kiss. Starting at my breasts working your way down to my moist pussy. Gradually grinding my hips towards you, feeling your hot breath while you remove my panties exposing my wet, aching pussy. The touch of your tongue slowly moving around my swollen clit. Mmmm I let out a sigh of relief as your fingers slide in and out of my wetness as you nibble on my clit. My orgasm grows more intensely as you work your magic with your tongue. My body tightens and convulsions of pleasure takes over my whole body. My aching pussy is ready to please you in every way.

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Step-Daddy’s Nourishment

He took me over to the couch and with one hand he removed my top and told me to sit down and spread my legs nice and wide. With his eyes on my pussy he licked his lips with desire. He explained to me that all Daddy’s need their nourishment. He stood before me and undressed taking out his fat long cock lowering himself between my legs. His hands caressed my bald pussy as he took off my panties, his tongue licked my juicy wet pussy while popping a finger in my tight little ass. Mmmm I loved it! My ass juices started seeping out. The more he licked the hotter I got. Taking a nipple in my mouth as I quivered my first orgasm flooding his face with my sweet nectar.

Callie


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Old Confessions

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