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Archive for February, 2015

Lip Gloss

I had another call with my favorite little faggot, Philip. He thought he could “impress” me by rubbing lip gloss on that pathetic little cock of his. WRONG. The only thing that impresses me about that pitiful fuck is the way he takes things down his throat. He’s very, very talented at that. Be it a *real* cock from a *real* man or whatever happens to come out of my ass, he knows how to swallow big things. I get a little worried sometimes that he may grow a tiny bit of confidence between our calls, so I make sure to crush any of that as soon as I get on the phone with him. I kindly remind him what a fucking miserable tiny-dick asshole he is. I can’t let him even have the smallest feeling of being a real man. Real men don’t have useless mini dicks and pitiful little bumps for balls. So no, Philip, shining your nub up doesn’t impress me. You’re still useful for a good laugh though or my own personal port-a-potty.


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Naughty Nanny

Your Naughty Nanny is waiting for you. Time to leave the office and come home and fuck me. The kids are sound asleep, your wife is passed out after shopping all afternoon and too much wine.

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I am waiting for you to fuck me. My pussy is so sweet and so tight. Don’t keep me waiting too long. No one makes you cum like me.

I am here on my bed in my little room off the kitchen. Far enough away from everyone else that you can fuck me hard, make me scream.

Hurry home, Lover. Don’t keep your hot Nanny waiting.

~Your Naughty Little Brooke~
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Dance Audition

There is a new show coming to NYC. This could be a great opportunity for me.

I have to audition in front of you. You are casting the dancers. I made it to the final round. This time I am dancing on the big stage alone. I want to be the star dancer in the show. I might not have the longest legs, but my lines are clean and moves are smooth.

I glide along the floor with the grace of an angel and my leg extension is perfect.

Like I said, I really want this part in the show. Watch me dance for you. You get hard watching me dance, don’t you? I REALLY want this part. I have some additional moves that I can show you in private. I am willing to do Anything to get this part.

After all, dancers make the best lovers. We got all right moves in all the right places.

Make me the star of the show! You won’t regret it for one second. Your cock wants you to give me the part, so I can rock your world every day, every night for the next twelve weeks.

 

Chrissy
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Happy Friday the 13th

Nothing bad luck about this Friday the 13th when you are with your Mommy Debi. I have been shopping again and my walk in closet is full of sexy goodies for us both. Have a look sweetie, do you want frilly and sweet or sexy and naughty? For me it will be red hot silk and lace for Valentine’s Day.

Mommy needs a cute pmate and if you are lucky this Friday the 13th one of my hot girlfriends just might join us. Now why don’t you sit on bed and get comfortable while mommy tries on some of the lingerie. You can hep me decide on what I will wear tonight and on Valentine’s Day. Mommy will gauge it by the reaction in your pants. Silly boy, no need to cover your hardon with a pillow! It makes my pussy hot and creamy knowing what I do to you.

Kisses, Mommy Debi


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Half-time Blow Jobs

I know a lot of you naughty boys will be watching the Super Bowl tonight, but I’m hoping you won’t forget the best part… the half-time blow job. Whether your team is winning or losing, you need to work off some of that tension. It’s okay if you have friends over, I’m absolutely cock starved. I’m not like some of the other girls you’ve had. I enjoy messy, nasty cock sucking; stroking, gagging, spitting. You can all stand up and drop your pants. I’ll start at one end and work my way down the line. A cock in my mouth and one in each hand. I won’t stop until every cock is drained and I have a belly full of cum. I’ll keep my eye on the clock and make sure that I have you all taken care of by the time the game starts again. Don’t miss out on the best part of the big game ;)


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Old Confessions

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