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I always dreamed about having a gang bang. Big guys with huge, fat cocks pounding me one right after the other. I would be on my bed on my knees and they would come up from behind me and shove their man meat inside of my wet pussy. The thought of that makes my pussy quiver. I would love all that cum deep inside of my pussy. I would have loads and loads of cum all over me. I would love to taste it all off my body. Yummy!  See everybody thinks I am this sweet lil angel but I defiantly have horns, baby! I’m not the innocent type. I love to try new things and I am so wanting to be gang banged. Would you like to join me for my first time? I think it would be so much fun. I have a petite frame but my body can take a pounding so don’t worry!  Let’s have a fuck fest… I’m willing to do anything and I mean anything!!!

xoxo

Chrissy

AIM- bangchrissy

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (Example:  Honey what’s wrong?)
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ … that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
(8) Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying SCREW YOU!
(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’

Where’s my panty boy? Oh where, oh where could he be hiding? Let’s see for moment shall we? His he under my bed? Nope. Hmm. In my walk in closet? Nooooo. Where are you my panty boy? Oh, there you are! You’re in my panty drawer, I should have known. You’re sniffing my panties again, aren’t you? You like the smell as you bring them up to your nose, don’t you? You love licking the inside panty liner. Oh, panty boy! You make me laugh. I can’t believe I caught you once again! Oh panty boy what I’m I ever going to do with you!

Adorable Chrissy

Hey I’m Chrissy…and you know what?  I like being your very naughty and horny slut girl. I do my best to please all men. I really love both oral and anal sex. And you know I love getting fucked in that tight pussy of mine. Best of all… I like making you cum again and again and again. Oh make it explode all over me. I really want you to cover me in your juices!

It is so much fun being a little sexy slut for all you hot and horny men. Don’t you just love it when a sexy girl like me fantasizes about sucking your big fat dick and then telling you to fuck both my pussy and my ass until you explode? Maybe first I will get you off with my mouth and let your shoot that cum down my throat. Then when you are ready to go again, you can fuck my pussy and then turn me over and then slam that big cock of yours right into my tight little asshole.   I really enjoy having kinky conversations no matter what the fantasy.  Doesn’t this sound like fun? I am already wet with anticipation of your call. So go ahead… Call me and lets play!  

Your Favorite Phone Slut,

Chrissy    

…HAPPY THANKSGIVING…

I WANT YOU WANT TO SPEND YOUR THANKSGIVING WITH ME THIS YEAR!! I WANT YOU TO GOOBLE DOWN ON MY PUSSY AND FUCK MY BRAINS OUT. FEAST YOUR EYES ON ME AND MY TIGHT TEENAGE BODY AND I PROMISE YOU WON’T BE LET DOWN!!

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 Hey Guys… I’m home now. Just got back from a party. I had a freaking blast. Drank a little to much vodka and cranberry but oh well….. I’m wide awake and ready for you! I want to mention that I have not had an orgasm all day and I am about ready to explode!!!!!!!  I’m here wanting to play so call me.

                                                                                 xoxoxo

                                                                                Chrissy

P.S. Like my new pic?  My roomate took that 2 days ago!!

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“My boss was going on vacation with her family, and she asked me to house-sit for her while she was away. She lives in this crowded suburban apartment complex, so I didn’t have a lot of privacy during the day, but late at night, I’d invite my boyfriend over and we’d fool around in the hot tub on her back patio. I thought we were being discreet, but when my boss came back, she was livid. She said her neighbors left messages on her cell phone, complaining about loud moaning sounds coming from her backyard. Luckily, my boss didn’t fire me when I fessed up. But she made me write an apology letter, copy it, and slip it under every single neighbor’s door. I also had to pay for her hot tub to be drained and disinfected.”