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Maid To Order

Imagine having a cute, blonde teen come into your bed every time you ring the bell. I come into your bedroom in my tiny little maid uniform, ready to service you. Everything your wife won’t do you know your little maid whore will without any hesitation.

 

One thing you love with your naughty maid is ass play. Every time you bring up ass play to your boring wife, she changes the subject. You know I love both giving and receiving. You can devour my ass for hours and then I can do the same to you.

 

I know your sexual needs change depending upon on your mood. That’s why I’m your maid to order because I know some days you want me to be your daddy’s girl and get me pregnant, and another day you want me to fuck you like a little bitch with a strap-on.

 

 I will the leave you completely satisfied and your wife will be happy as well because you’ll not nagging her for sex. Call your naughty, sexy maid any hour of the day and it will be a service you’ll never forget.

 

 

Written By: Roxy

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Roxy The BAD Babysitter!

I admit, I’m a bad babysitter. I am very popular with the Dads based on my looks but when it comes to watching their kiddos, I’m disinterested.

I have a thing for married cock so when I have a babysitting job, my main goal is to seduce the dad. Just by showing up with my skimpy outfit, gets me more money at the end of the night. Normally, their wife is still getting ready so it gives me time to flirt. I definitely plant the seed in their head so they think about me while on their date with the wifey.

After they leave, the first thing I check out is their bedroom. I want to see if they have any sex toys or porn videos. Next, I head to the closet to see the wife’s lingerie collection. Some don’t even have any sexy outfits so it’s no wonder why their husbands are all over me.

I check on the kids to make sure they’re still alive periodically and then I spend most of my time making masturbation videos on the couples bed. I’ll have something to send to the dad while he’s on his boring date.

When they get home, the kids are fast asleep (Benadryl works wonders;) and if the wife heads to bed, that is when Daddy and I can have our alone time, and I can have that married cock I’ve been craving all night.

 

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Cock Teaser Phone Sex

I’ve been known to parade my sexy, teen body around town. Young and old cock can’t help but to check me out. I always wear a size or two smaller so it fits snug and tight on my barely legal assets. I find it funny that these guys think they have a shot with me. I don’t give up my bald pussy to just anyone. They have to earn this prize and even then….it most likely won’t happen.

I get off on the power I have over helpless men. I was born with this incredible body so I think it deserves to be worshiped.

Horny men will do just about anything for me. I’ve gotten out of speeding tickets, I am a straight A student (winks), I get free drinks/dinner and I never have to buy my own clothes or shoes. That’s just to name a few things. When you’re a cock teaser as hot as me, you’ll never have to pay for anything again and the best part about it is….I don’t even have to spread my legs.

 

 

Written By: Roxy

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Toilet Slave Phone Sex

I have this new toilet slave neighbor who begs for me to sit on his face and shit & piss in his mouth. Every time I have to “go” I call him and he’s at my doorstep within minutes. He even changed positions at his job so he can work at home and be at my beck n call whenever I need my human toilet.

I don’t even have to buy toilet paper anymore and I get the best ass cleaning. He licks and cleans my dirty ass for hours while I’m chatting on the phone or watching tv.

Last Friday night I had a date that took me to a Mexican restaurant and a hot fuck back at his place. I begged him to fuck my ass only thinking of how much my toilet slave will enjoy this.

Sure enough when I got home, I had to shit so bad. I called my slave and he ran over to my house so I can unload my hot, steamy shit on his tongue. As I was filling up his mouth, he also tasted creamy cum mixed with my shit. He was so excited and grateful I did that for him. I’m thinking this weekend a gang-bang. After all, my toilet slave works so hard, why not show him some appreciation.


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Financial Goddess Roxy

Hello little money pig. You’re just not making enough to serve me. You work 80 hours a week to make me happy and guess what piggy? I’m NOT happy! You need to do more for me and your pathetic ass needs to figure it out and quickly.

You are financially bonded to me for life and you want to serve and please me to the point that your cock will only get hard if you’re getting your wallet raped by me. The humiliation of knowing I would never touch you is a turn on.

You know you’re not worthy to do anything other than to give, give give to your Financial Goddess Roxy.


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Tease & Denial Phone Sex

I love playing tease and denial games. That is why I got all dressed up after inviting you over. I wanted to make sure I looked stunning when you got here. It wouldn’t be any fun if I let you have it with out making you work for it. I want you to have a seat in my chair and let me tease you with my tiny, little pink thong. I want you to beg for it. I get down on my knees and slowly undo your belt. I can tell you’re rock hard for me already. I’ll slide my soft, tiny hands across your cock then get back up and continue to wiggle my wet, little pussy in your face. How long can you go? I keep stroking you, getting you so close to cumming, then letting go.  I can be such a naughty girl sometimes. I want to see how long you can hold all of that cum for me. 

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Prostate Milking with Nurse Roxy

I want you on all fours with your ass in the air. Feel my hands run down the middle of your back. I can see your cock stiffen but I am very firm when telling you that I am in complete control and you’re forbidden to touch yourself! I grab the lube and use a generous amount on my index finger. I slide my finger slowly in your puckered hole. I gently circle my finger in your ass and then slide my middle finger in as well. My right hand is busy fingering your ass, while my left hand strokes your cock. I watch the pre-cum drain from your cock. As I stroke faster, another finger slides into your asshole. I have 3 fingers buried deep, milking your prostate. I hear you moan and I quickly move my hand off from your cock and grab your balls firmly as my fingers reach deeper into your ass. I make your cum squirt everywhere! You just had your prostate milked by Naughty Nurse Roxy!

 


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Daddy Caught Me In The Shower!

RoxyMy Daddy caught me in the shower playing with my pussy last night! I didn’t even know he was standing there watching me diddle my soft wet pink pussy lips. My body was trembling and shaking feverishly as I dove my fingers deeper and deeper into my tight lil cunny! I heard a strange breathing in the room, but I just thought it was the echo of my own breathing on the shower walls. My eyes opened to see daddy sitting on the toilet with his big hard cock pulled out of his pants! ” Daddy! what are you doing! ” … he replied… ” I was just admiring the beautiful little girl that I helped to create.” Daddy reached into the shower to show me just how he helped to make me. Daddy stripped naked… and he ….Want to know what else happened last night? Then Call me. I would do ANYTHING to relive the experience over and over again.
You can
be my Daddy and we can relive the hot, wet and naughty little things that we did last night.


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And the winner is……

French Maid!!! Ok guys, you voted and it was a winner by a landslide!!! I will be HARD at work this week tickling you all with my featherduster!!! Be sure to visit me on  our sister site, The Klassy kat to see all of the Sexy specials we are offering this week! All of the Girls have gone CRAZY with Halloween madness, offering all kinds of insane treats!!001.jpg


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What not to wear.

Hello Boys! I am confused as too what to be for halloween , so I figured I would ask the men what they think would be the sexiest choice!! Here are the catagories:

Sailor

Cop

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Maid

Delivery girl …

Leave your comment here and I will announce the winning costume, and post naughty pix and specials  starting on the 25th!!!


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Goodbye to Summer

I can’t believe summer is almost over! I had so much fun teasing and flirting with you. Revealing my sexy curvy little body, walking around just barely dressed. Did you like seeing me out by my pool on those hot summer nights? I could see you spying on me secretly from your bedroom window. You don’t think I noticed that but I did. That’s why I started to touch myself like I did because I have a feeling you were behind your blinds stroking your big fat cock. Why didn’t you come over and offer to put some suntan lotion on me? I know your hands would have felt so good all over my body. See I have this secret fantasy about being your slutty neighbor who comes over to see you whenever I can. And I also fantasize about being in my bedroom with you watching me as I do a flirty strip tease for you. I like the thought of you stroking your dick as it gets harder by the second seeing me slide out of my short jean skirt. Do you like seeing my tight little ass when I go to bend over? And do you like watching me slide my hand in my pretty little panties knowing that my pussy is getting very wet for you? Then I go to slide off my top. I walk a little closer to my window and start touching my perky hard nipples through my tiny tank top. Are you drooling now?  Maybe I would seduce you just enough until you cant take it any more and you think of an excuse to come over. Or maybe I gesture and give you a naughty smile and say “Come on over baby.” Would you cum? Would you take me in your arms and call me a cock teasing slut and then have your way with me? Do you want to see how hard I can make your cock? I want you to stuff your dick down my throat and make me gag and choke on it and make it dripping wet and then I want you to throw me up on my bed and slide your cock in my sweet hot pussy. Fuck me baby I want your cock thrusting in and out. I want you to feel how tight and wet it is and how it grabs and squeezes around your rod as your pumping in and out. Let me be your dirty talking whore who wont stop until you are blowing the hugest load of cum you ever have before. I’ll be in my bed waiting for you…

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Fucking feet fetish

It started off when Andrew, my friend picked out a pair of shoes for me that I really liked. He was always sweet and thoughtful. Most people thought he was gay. I thought so to, but he never made comments about guys or anything like that. He knew how to dress and his hair was spiked with highlights. He would be pretty had he been a girl.

We went to his apartment when we left the Mall, because his was always neat and clean. I had panties on my floor where I hadn’t done laundry for a week. Besides, he made a great Margarita.

He bashed me for going without a pedicure, and brought out one of those foot soaker-massage buckets and put my feet in it. The other reason I like being friends with Andrew is that he does nails and hair great. He didn’t do it for a living. He works in a bank, but he is awesome.

Andrew put some soaking stuff in the water that smelt like I was in a spa. After my feet had soaked for a while he scrubbed my heels, the balls of my feet, and the outsides of your pinkie toes. I felt a little embarrassed seeing dead skin come off my feet, but Andrew didn’t seem to mind that at all. I liked the way he held and touched my feet. He took care of my cuticles and then he started rubbing a lot of moisturizing cream into my feet.

I didn’t realize it until I felt it move that my foot was on his cock. I pretended not to notice and he didn’t say anything about it. I picked up a magazine from the coffee table and held it up to my face.

I was so curious. I mean I thought the guy was gay. I moved my foot a little at a time, so I could get a better sense of it. I bit my lip, because it felt like it was huge. I pushed my toes up into his crotch and found his balls. I don’t think that I realized what I was doing. I rubbed over his hard cock with the bottom of my foot, and he put the bottom of my other foot to his lips.

I put down the magazine. Andrew was moaning and grinding his cock against my foot. I could feel a twinge in my pussy. I realized then that Andrew was not gay. Well, not all the way gay anyhow. He started sucking on my toes and opening his pants.

He pulled his cock up out of his pants and I could have fainted. I tried to think how he could have kept a cock that size hidden. I pushed it up against his stomach and it was longer than my foot. It was circumcised and had thick veins. I had never been fucked with a cock as big as that.

He switched my feet putting moisturizer on the other one. My foot slid up and down the underside of his cock easier. I felt like a slut, but I couldn’t stop myself. I was getting hornier by the second. Then pre-cum oozed from the tip of his dick.

He put my other foot down on his lap, and I started stroking his cock with both my feet. He didn’t look at me, but I watched the expression on his face, while he fucked his cock between my feet. I could imagine what his big cock would have felt like inside of me.

He grunted and started coming. I jumped, but I kept my feet on his cock. It was a lot of cum. His cum squirted out on my legs and some got on my crotch, which was interesting because that was the last place I expected his cum to go.

I rubbed his spilled cum all over his cock with my feet. He leaned back in the chair he had sat in front me and moaned. Seeing the pleasure he was getting from the foot-fuck, I wanted to get fucked myself.

Andrew’s cock softened only a little before it got really hard again. He pushed his pants down and off, and then pulled off his shirt. It was like I was seeing him for the first time. His skinny body was heavily toned, like a skinny body builder. It was definitely sexy. I mean, really hot.

He looked down at my feet and began thrusting his big cock between them again. He still didn’t look up at me. He spread his legs wide and I saw that he had shaved all the hair from between his legs. He rubbed the tops of my feet, and that time, when he began to cum, breathing like he was having a spasm.

I let out a little yelp when his cum shot so far that it hit me in the face. Not just on drop, but several thick streams. I didn’t realize how much he came until I looked down at myself. I had cum on my face, neck, breast, crotch, and both my legs and feet.

He looked at me and started laughing. I was drenched in cum and I started laugh too. I licked some cum from my cheek without thinking and he started laughing harder. It took us a while to calm down.

I still was curious about Andrew’s sexual orientation. Was he gay, bi, straight, or what? I asked him. He said that he was straight in a way. That he was into women’s pretty feet. He said that he could fuck my feet all day long. He said that he didn’t care if people called him gay. He said that the girls closest to him all had pretty feet. He said that I was the only one of our friends that he had foot-fucked.

I had put my feet back against his cock and balls while we were talking and his cock got hard again. I had never seen a guy get hard again so soon after cumming before. I asked him what if a girl wanted him to fuck her. He said that he would if he could play with her feet while he did it.

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maybe I was a little to drunk….

Ok, I am not really sure how I ended up where I was, but any ways….lol!!

We were at this bar on Saturday night, my girls and I. Dressed to the 9,s, lookin for some hot fucking action. Well we found it , in a couple of older guys, just loving all of our attentions,a nd us loving all of their cash!!!

about 5 chocolate martinis later, and a groping on the dance floor, I lost the older dude that had been spoiling me, along with my friends. Where does a girl go, drunken and staggering in a club to look for her chicas?? THE LADIES ROOM!! Well, apparently I wasnt to familiar with the club layout, and they had one of those fucking smog machines going, so it was hard to see…

I spied a door, and made my way to it.

Giggling i burst into the stall, thinking i would find my girlfriend in there.

Instead, i ended up face first in the lap of the old guy I had been dancing with! he was in there taking a dump, and here i am, my face in his crotch!!!

Well, he already had his pants down, and his cock was surprisingly large. I barely noticed the smell as I giggled again and took him into my mouth, drunken whore that I am~~~snicker~~~

He didnt know wtf hit his ass, I could tell he was vacilating between pinching one off, and enjoying his blowjob…I diont think I gave him much of a choice! before ya knew it, he was busting a nut in my mouth, one hand on the wall, the other on the back of my head! I barely had time to swallow all of it as I struggled to my feet. My mouth still full of  hiscum, I leaned in and kissed him deep on the mouth …”thanks for the martinis..” I gurgled, and ran from the room. In the hall outside I found my chicas waiting in line for the ladies room…the door right across!!ha!!OMFG!! I grabbed them and told them it was time to move the party down the street! On the way to the next club, i told them what had happened….i will never live that down!!!1_06.jpg


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the naughty leprechan~~heeheehee!

Just little old me spreading my legs errr…. I mean some St Patricks Day cheer!![ok ok, maybe both! ;) ]

Really , I just want to go out and see how much green beer I can drink and how many cocks I can snag with my cute little outfit….and to answer the age old  question… If you drink enough green beer and apple martinis, will your Cum turn green too??

Film at 11…

lol!

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Red river

I had sex on my period for the first time last night…It was fuckin awesome!! My boytoy convinced me that it wasnt gross..he totally loved it!!!  he went down on me and ate my fucken pussy like it was a delicacy!!He slurrped and licked and kissed me clean before pounding my hot wet hole with his throbbing dick, and made me cum so manytimes it took away my cramps, and all of my inhibitions!! i will be rowing down the red river everychance I get from now on!!1_15.jpg


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The Photographer…..

Well I am sure you all have seen my fabulous picture for the feature on my other site,

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If not, then go check me out, and youll know what I am talking about!! The smile on my face is no joke…  cuz as i was speading my legs, the photographer got all excited and started moaning and rubbing his cock! Well, I go turned on to and started to rub my pussy, then  I bit my lip and looked up at him. I could tell he was going crazy…{he was new at this, thats why I chose him..lol] And i said, “theres a sure fire way to fuck me right now if you wanna….. make this session free for me..”

He looked like he had died and gone to heaven, as he moaned”anything, anything you say…” unzipped his jeans and dropped his clothing on the way over to the platform. He fucked me so many different ways under those hot lights and reflectors.. I felt like I shoulda been paying him!!lol!!![not!] So he turned out to be a great investment[and an awesome pussy licker!! ;) ]

I think I will use him again for my  ST Patricks day pix!! stay tuned!!

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well my classes are all over end of the week and boy am I ready to party!!!

I cant wait to go home and see all of my friends…especially my boyfriends!! I know they have been missing my special ways, naughty little elf that I am!! If I am not back by Newyears Eve, release the hounds!!!xmas_008.jpg


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HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST!

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In the Mooooooooooood for love?

I just had to write this morning about last nites antics!

A bunch of friends and I got a bit loaded and decided to go cow tipping…well we got there and we did it and the cow woke up terrified when it hit the ground  and took off running. I felt awful and chased after it , determined to apologize![i guess!!] Well I out ran me for sure, but the guy that was running after me caught up with me by the tree! Before I knew it, he was tipping ME over the seatof and old discarded tractor, and gave this naughty girl a pounding she wont soon forget!Well I learned my lesson…it definately pays to be naughty!;)

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suck on this!!!!

xfb.jpgthey call august the dog days of summer, right?? well , heres a extra special treat for all of you Dogs!! I am offering a Pussy-Pop Special the entire of month of August….A mouth-watering lollipop that I have plunged deep into my sweet juicy pussy….order as many as you like and savor my sweetness all week long!! Pussy -pops are $10 each with any call or $15 without…. we can even arrange to have me fuck myself with your candy on our call!!

REmember Roxy makes you rock-hard…..XOX!


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Please Rate My new Bikini!!!!!

Hey yall!! Rate my new Bikini, would ya?

The neighbors son gave it a 10, im pretty sure, judging from the bulge in his shorts[snicker~~] And his dad got reemed out by his mom for popping a boner so big it practically poked me in the eye from across the lawn! OOOH she was pissed, kept givin me dirty looks….so I took off my fuckin top, oiled up my tits an layed on my back in the hammock….she shouldve thanked me…her 2 guys were outside doing yard work alll day long, and she didnt even have to ask!!!!nude08-10.jpgnude08-05.jpg


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PHONE SEX SPECIALS!! DONT MISS OUT ON THIS ONE!

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HEY!! I AM FEATURED GIRL THIS WEEK ON OUR SISTER SITE!

DONT MISS OUT ON ALL THE EXTREME SEX WE COULD BE HAVING!!

CALL NOW AND MENTION THIS ADD AND I WILL GIVE U AN XTRA 5 MINUTES ON TOP OF YOUR SPECIAL!!!

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Cheap Phone Sex With Roxy

 Hey Everyone-

I’m the featured girl this week on my other site www.smittenkittens.com It’s obvious why they choose me. I’m the kinky slut that never stops. I never say No to anything and I’m always up for ANYTHING. I’m as kinky as they cum. Not only am I sexy and one horny teenage diva but I also am giving out phone sex specials that you can’t find anywhere else. I’m truly the best there is and I can prove it to you when you call me!

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Licks all over,

Roxy

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NAUGHTY LITTLE LEPRECHAUN!!

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Have fun with Roxy this Sunday!

Have fun with me today! It’s a sunny Sunday afternoon (well at least where I’m at). I’m up for anything! I just got done rollerblading and I’m all hot and sweaty. When I get like this, I get really horny. Let’s have some fun today! Are you ready for this teen blonde hottie?

 

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Old Confessions

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