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Lick Me Clean Phone Sex

  I knew you would be home from work soon, and I decided the time was right for you to know my little secret. I play your sweet girlfriend in public, but while you’re gone I need cock! I put my finger to my lips to make sure you are quiet. We both knew this day would come, the day I make it clear you’re a cuckold. Did you really think my hot, wet pussy was that wet for you? 

Let’s face it, I like my cocks big, and my men rough around the edges. Then, of course, there is you. You pay my bills, take me to wild resorts and in return, you have me on your arm. Tonight is the night we admit who you are.

You keep quiet and hide behind the kitchen door. You watch me get pounded by a man, a boy really half your age. You see the look on my face. I never look that way for you, do I? He is gone, and it is just the two of us.

There is no need for either of us to hide the truth. You love cum as much as me, and you will consider it an honor to lick and suck it out of my just fucked pussy. Down on your knees bitch!

 

 

 Written By: Cameron

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Party Girl Cuckolds You

We have been together for a while now. I have always been a wild party girl. That was what you loved most about me when we started hooking up. You can’t expect me to stop fucking other guys just because we are a couple. Monogamy is for fat chicks, not a hot sexy babe like me.

Variety is the spice of life. It takes more than one dick to keep me happy and satisfied. I found a hot new guy, with a very long cock. I have been fucking him all over town. He takes me out dancing while you sit home alone watching porn and jerking. My new guy puts his hands all over me in public and his long hot cock fucks me for hours.  

All of your friends have seen me making out with him at the bars and clubs. You can’t tame a wild thing. You might just be the last person in town to know that you are a cuckold. Know your place. You sit and watch. Maybe if I am feeling kinky, I will make you eat me out after he cums in me.

Chrissy
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Cuckold Slut Phone Sex

When I find a new boy toy, a romantic relationship is the last thing I want. I normally put him in his place right away and let him know his cock will never be enough for me. I will humiliate him and turn him into a cuckold loser.

If you want any type of “relationship” with me, you better like the taste of thick, gooey cum dripping from my wet cunt. Also, don’t plan on having sex with me….ever! If you want to make me happy, put your pathetic face under my pussy and catch any warm juices while my big cock lover balls are slapping your chin.

You can listen to me moan with sheer pleasure when his big monster cock is stretching me. Get your tongue ready because when he cums, its like a river and I want to be licked clean, no exceptions!

Are you ready to be my clean up boy? The taste will be so rewarding!


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Milf Debi’s Cuckold

   


I have a new man in my life and he is just want I need. Lots of money and loves to watch me fuck other men. He is the perfect cuckold for me. He knows I love big, black dick and that he could never measure up to that in any way!

We have been taking it slow because he is rather shy in this respect, and well he has a hard time admitting to himself just what he wants. He wants to do much more than just watch!

Tonight is the night I bring my hot black studs home with me to play. Usually I just go out, get all my fuck holes pounded, satisfied and full then I tell him about it as he cleans me out. His little dick gets so hard hearing about it and getting jizz and my cunt juices all over his face.

Tonight it is time he really participates and enjoys that big, black cock as much as I do. Want to hear how it goes?

                  Dirty Mommy Debi


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Hitchhiking

A few weeks ago, I ran into a little car trouble. I was on my way home and my car died, leaving me stranded on the side of the road. I called for a tow truck, but after a few hours, I had given up hope. It was 2 in the morning and I just wanted to get home. I decided to try for a ride home the best way I knew how. I got out of the car and hiked my skirt up a little. I knew that would get the attention I needed. After a few minutes, a truck pulled over on the side of the road. The driver rolled down his window and asked if I needed some help. I smiled and told him yes. I hopped in and we took off. I could feel his eyes all over me as he tried to keep it between the lines. He was a little younger than I was and looked nervous. I couldn’t resist. I got on my knees and started working on his pants. He looked surprised, but his cock was rock hard in my hands. It was delicious! So hard and thick. That thick mushroom head felt so good at the back of my throat. I could feel his hand on the back of my head and hear his moans. When my hand squeezed his balls, he blew his load down my throat. By the time I got myself together, I was home. Before he could get his pants zipped, I thanked him for the ride and blew him a kiss.



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Cummy Kisses Phone Sex

I don’t know why, but there is something so sexy about a man that’s not afraid of his own cum. So many guys want nothing to do with it, but I love a man that will suck all of his cream out of my holes and share it with me. Those creamy cummy kisses always make me hot. After taking a pounding from him, to feel his lips and tongue lick down my body and go in between my legs… yum!

To feel his mouth suck our cum from my gaping hole, sticking his tongue in to scoop it all out, I love it. It feels amazing and is so fucking hot to me. When he comes back up to me with sticky lips and a mouth full of jizz, I can’t wait to lick his lips and open my mouth wide to share. My cum and his cum mixed together is always the sweetest treat after a hot round of sex and it’s always my favorite part.
Come sink between my thighs and get your dessert.


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Face Fucking Phone Sex

Sticking your dick into a hot pussy or ass is always fun, but have you ever tried skull fucking? I don’t mean a blow job. Any bitch can give you that. I mean ramming your hard cock in balls deep down a wet throat. Most girls will just gag and pull away, but I love the burning sensation of seeing how much of your cock I can take. Yeah, it hurts a little, but it hurts so good. Just try it. Push it in until you feel resistance, then push a little harder until I swallow you. Don’t be afraid to be rough. Sometimes you have to really ram it in hard to get it to go down like it’s supposed to. Your first reaction may be to pull away, but I’m not going to let you. Twist those balls around and work them in too. I promise, I can take it all. My makeup might run and there may be a puddle of spit on the floor between my thighs, but I don’t mind the mess.
Come give it a try. My hungry throat will guzzle all your cum and leave your cock completely satisfied.


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Sticky Holes

Sticky Holes

I love teasing you about your cum fetish. Who doesn’t love a creamy, milky load? Stick with me and I’ll train your mind to love the taste of cum. Not only will you be eating your cum but I’ll have you hungry for the taste of another mans cum. Making you crawl like my helpless pet on your knees to worshiping my pussy. I slide you between my legs forcing your face into my dripping wet cream pie pussy. You poke your tongue out gently lapping at my wetness. My hands spread my cheeks exposing my sticky wet pink pussy. Mmm,  you lick me from my ass to my stiff clit dripping cum. Such an eager little slut you are.

I know it makes your mouth water thinking about it. Call me and let’s start cleaning out these holes.


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A Call With Philip

It’s been a little while since I blogged about my favorite cock sucking faggot, Philip. I hadn’t heard from him in a little while, so I had almost forgotten how fucking pathetic he is. He reminded me very, very quickly though. He was down on his knees servicing before I could even ask how he had been. Philip services ANYTHING. A hard cock, an ass, a pussy… anything. He’ll make sure that you’re all clean. Put any and all fluids that you have in his mouth and he’ll make sure to dispose of them down his cum guzzling throat. He’s not only a good potty slave though… oh no. He’s a good snot rag too and will clean out your sinuses for you. Luckily for him, he’s really good at that. If not for that, he would be completely fucking useless. When you have a tiny 1 inch “dick” hanging between your legs, you have to be good for something, right?



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Panty Boy

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When we first spoke you swore up and down that you only wear your girlfriends sexy lace panties when she’s not around. Well, we all know that’s not true! After confessing all your secrets to me, you felt so much better telling me what a dirty little panty faggot you are. Every night you dream about a thick cock dripping pre-cum in your mouth. You do look your best in your pretty pink panties on your knees. You’re my panty boy now and I’ll feed your every desire. I’m here to make all your dreams reality now. You might be able to fool everybody else in your everyday life but I know the truth. You crave the desire to be pushed to your knees rubbing your sissy clit. You show me your true devotion while I feed you that creamy cum load that you’ve been dreaming about.

Cameron

AIM / phonesexcameron


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Make It Nasty

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 It is Saturday Night and you watch me getting ready to go out. I let you pick out my lingerie, but then tell you to also grab my black thigh high stockings. You question why I am wearing thigh highs just to go out with the girls. You watch me put them on and I let you caress my legs. I am wearing my black thigh highs because they feel so good on my legs and you want me to feel good, right?

You just nod your head. Next, you watch me carefully put on very sexy lipstick and apply very sexy eye make-up. You ask if I will be home early. I kiss your cheek and tell you not to wait up for me. You send me texts throughout the night, but I do not answer any of them. Finally, you drift off to sleep without me.

You awake and look at the clock. It is 4am. You hear moaning from the next room. You find me practically naked with a man between my legs licking my pussy. I see you. I laugh at you and remind you that pretty girls need big cock. I make you watch while he fucks me with his extra-large cock. I even make you join in! I make you suck his cock and lick my ass. You cannot believe what is happening. Be a little ass fluffer. Get my ass ready for his 10-inch cock!

Yes, you are now a cuckold!

Chrissy
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Transformation

Transformation

I bet you feel lost and confused at times maybe even wanting the need to feel appreciated and accepted for your natural beauty. I know the desire is aching to come out. You’re ready to show the world how beautiful you are. Come to Miss. Cameron and I will make everything better with no questions asked. I want you to feel like a diva. Let’s get you dressed up in a beautiful corset with a sexy pair of panties. I can see the sparkle in your eye when you slip on the beautiful panties, you start to get excited when you feel the material against your clitty. I know, it makes you feel so girly when I take you under my wing. I’m not only going to teach you about make-up and clothes, I’m here to guide you into giving up all of your rights to me. Turning you into my devoted sissy whore who belongs on her knee’s in complete submission. Begging and moaning for more cock. You’re my cock whore and you’ll suck only the cocks that I provide for you. The sight of your pretty pink lipstick smeared all over your pretty face is absolutely priceless.

Your face get’s fucked and I humiliate and guide you in the right direction. Indulge in that hot jizz dripping down your beautiful face. If you’re a good girl, you  know I’ll feed you some more.

xoxo Cameron xoxo

1*866*477*1044


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Pathetic

I had a wild weekend. I met a REAL man with a REAL cock that stretched my pussy and ass so well. The only thing I was missing was my pathetic tiny dick loser Philip. There I was with a cunt full of cum and no little faggot to suck it all out. I’ve blogged about him before, but I can’t resist telling the world about this pitiful excuse for a man. I knew that the dick I was riding would make his queer mouth water and his little clitty twitch. He would have wanted that fuck stick for his own greedy mouth and ass. Just getting fucked is way too good for Philip. He has some holes to clean out first. He does his best work on his knees as my toilet. He just loves how lose everything gets in a freshly fucked ass. Do you know anyone as pathetic as my little shit eater, Philip?


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Toilet Slut

I have my own personal toilet slave, and let me tell ya.. it’s fan-fucking-tastic! If you’ve never had someone worship your ass and everything that comes out of it, you should give it a try. I have this pathetic little no dick faggot named Philip that calls to be my little shit dumpster. He gets on his knees and I just back up and put my ass right there on his mouth. He licks and sucks that special treat he loves so much right out of my little puckered hole. He makes me laugh so hard, talking about his little clitty getting hard. I had a little surprise for him last night. While we was bent over cleaning out my ass, I had a real cock waiting to fuck that tight little cunt of his. The noises he made were hilarious and I ended up pissing right down his throat. It was a great night for Little Philip. He got all the fluids he could handle!


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Forced-Bi Phone Sex

 I just got my pussy fucked and now I am ready for you to come over and do the dirty work. My black stallion lover put an extra creamy load in me so there’s lots to clean. I know we were suppose to have sex but honestly your dick doesn’t do anything for me but I know your tongue can handle it. I’m going to lay back on the bed, spread my legs really wide and let you devour my tasty cream pie.

I have a surprise for you, my black lover is on his way back and ready to fuck again. I’m sure you would enjoy watching my horny holes get pounded by his 11 inch huge rod but I want you to perform this time. Nothing would excite me more than to watch your virgin holes get hammered by a thick, black cock. I detect you’re getting nervous. If I have to get forceful with you, I will! I will also force you to like it. You know I can be a sweet girl but if you don’t do as I say when it comes to my black lover, I will get cruel. You will end up doing things for me, you never thought were even possible.

Opps. Doorbell!!! Get on your knees slave! The time has cum!


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It is how big?

I love the mystery of who will be on phone when I answer. If the gentleman is not about to shoot his load I like to chat a bit. Find out about where they come from, what they look like and what they enjoy doing sexually and in general.  The man was very nice and I asked if  he had a nickname I should call him.  Oh my! That just got me giggling fast. It seems he has a one inch dick.  Not a dick exactly but more of a pee pee or a clit.

I asked the obvious question of does he warn ladies or just let find out on their own. He said he just goes for it. I don’t know about all ladies but if a man didn’t warn me about his wee worthless winky I would sure be mad. I come to find out the lady was super mad, so mad she took pictures and blackmailed him with them. Guess where he had to go that night? She took him to the Adult Bookstore and made him suck dry every cock that poked it’s head in glory hole.  He said he hated it at first, but soon was really getting into the groove. He was playing with his slippery little clit while he drained all the men’s balls dry. So what I am saying is, unless you want to be a cock sucker warn a woman if you have a worthless little winky.


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Glory Hole Sissy Slut

I took one of sissy sluts to one of my favorite sex toy shops the other day. He thought we were going to pick out a new toy but little did my sissy slut know, I had something else in mind. We got there and I escorted him to the back room. He was curious what we were doing and I explained to him he was going to be my little cock sucking whore because this was a glory hole. My sissy was a little nervous at first but once that first stranger cock poked through the hole, he got into position and sucked away. I have to admit, it was hot watching my sissy suck cock after cock from random guys. He guzzled every cum load and I was so proud of my glory hole slut because I taught him everything I know.

-Get In Touch-

877-399-6245

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I Want Your Cum

I would defiantly say I am a girly girl. My favorite color is pink and never liked getting my hands dirty. One thing that may surprise you is that when it comes to cum, I love getting messy. From the looks of me, you think I look prim and proper but when it comes to sex, I want to be dripping from head to toe with your massive load. Just thinking about your hot jizz all over my body is making my pussy wet.

My favorite place to receive your cum is in my mouth so I can taste you. Of course, I love it in my ass and pussy and I can always get a hearty scoop with my finger and savor it in my mouth. I enjoy when you drain your balls on my gorgeous tits. I can really work your cock up again by squeezing my already cum drenched breasts together and titty fuck you into another orgasm.

There’s many spots on my body where I want you to cum. Call me and tell me where you would like to put your first load. Let’s drain those balls. Call me, I’m hungry!

 

 

Erotic Erin

866.591.0847

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Mesmerized by your cock

My pulse quickens when I see you unzip your pants. Even before you pull your cock out, my mouth begins to water with anticipation. Without even thinking I shed my clothes and get down on my knees. Taking you in my mouth is the only care in the world that I have right now. I work my mouth all the way down your shaft and I can feel your knees almost buckle. Mmmm. Your cock is pressing up against the back of my throat. Don’t worry, you can go deeper. I want you to, keep pressing. My hand is massaging your balls, they’re holding the cum that I’m craving. It won’t be long now. Your saliva covered cock is sliding in and out of my warm mouth. It’s right where it belongs. As you begin to breathe a little harder, I match my strokes to your thrusts. I dig my nails into your ass and it puts you over the edge. Wave after wave of your hot cum pours into my throat. I swallow it all. Only a small drop escapes the the side of my mouth. As I pull back to look up at you, my index finger finds it and brings it back to my tongue. I stand back up without breaking eye contact. How was your day baby? You don’t say a word and just smile and take me in your arms.

callsexycallie@aol.com

 

 


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Full of Cum

Is it wrong to leave my boyfriend at home night after night? I think not! As far as he knows, I’m hanging out with the girls shaking my ass on the dance floor. Little does he know his little dick just doesn’t do it for me. I have to admit, he has some pretty good skills using his tongue. I’ve really been going out meeting up with one of my hot fucks that has a huge ass cock *mmm* my pathetic boyfriend has no clue that I’ve been coming home with a pussy filled with a few loads of cum. Crawling into bed, spreading my legs and demanding for him to eat my pussy. That little submissive loser does just what I say!

He wonders why I taste different. Deal with it and take what you can get from me.

Cameron

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1.866.477.1044


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Cum and watch me

 

Cameron 

I love being watched by a bunch of men while they watch me masturbate. There cocks in hand ready to jerk it right onto my body. My hands cupping my breasts pinching my nipples nice and hard. My breathing getting heavy. I can feel all eyes on me, watching every move. Spreading my lips open. Inserting a finger in my pussy for a quick second as I gasp.. everything in the room stops. My body wants that sensation. Pulling my finger out of my pussy. Using my sweet juice to lube my clit rubbing it harder in a circular motion. Moaning with more pleasure. Arching my back this time and thrusting my pelvis forward, moving my body toward that sensation. I’m so eager for more penetration. Shoving my index finger right into my dripping pussy. Two fingers pumping in and out of me, steady and hard pounding. Fantasizing about one of these cocks so bad. My breathing became so hard while I was working toward that release. Feeling the tension building. I wanted to explode. As my body stiffens and my back arches. Sending a wave right through them when I cum. I am surrounded by a multi cock cum fountain waiting for it to explode all over my body.

Sloppy Cum Kisses

Cameron

1-866-477-1044

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I wanna be your porn star

JesseSo lately I’ve been watching so much porn. I think it’s my new obsession. I watch it in the morning when I first wake up and I fall asleep watching it after playing with my pussy. And it’s not just the guy on girl stuff either. Oh hell no. I’ve been watching two girls go at it and it gets my pussy pumping. I’ll admit, I’ve been with another girl a few times, mostly when I was very intoxicated……lol. But I guess I’ve forgotten how good it feels. And now I want it. I want to feel that wet cunt on my face, grinding into me as she licks my own. And I want you to film the whole thing while you jerk your cock. Get in there, get some close up shoots of that creamy twat. Oh hell yeah, feels so fucking good! So whatdya say? Wanna make me your slutty porn star tonight?

Jesse :)
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Big Tits Phone Sex

Big Tits Phone Sex

Do you have a thing for a slut with big tits and a squirting pussy? If so then you have cum to the right corner of the net. I’m Debi and I love titty fucking phone sex fantasies. There is nothing I like better then feeling a big hard cock right in between my big tits and fuck them until it’s blows it wad on them.

And then cum eating phone sex comes to mind. I love licking that hot jizz off of my titties and then kiss my man with a long french kiss and swapping his cum back and forther.

My cunt is dripping wet as I think about all that creamy cum to clean up. I’m ready and willing to give you some of the kinkiest fantasy phone sex you have ever had. I’m an experienced slut that really knows how to fuck a cock with my mouth, pussy and tight ass!

Pick up your phone and let me show you what I mean!

Debi

1-866-649-3992


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Cum One Cum All

DebiHi there! I’m in the mood for a gang bang. I want to have cocks coming at me from all directions. I want those hard cocks to fill all of my holes at once. There is nothing like sucking a big stiffy while getting some double penetration action in my cunt and asshole. And then have all those cocks change positions and fuck me time after time. And when we all have had our fill I want those cocks to fill my hungry cunt with their sticky hot jizz. That’s because I’ll be headed home to my cuckold boyfriend to tell him all about my day. Then have him get down on his knees and clean all of the gooey cum from all those other men out of my cunt with his tongue. I’ll tell him all about those huge cocks that satisfied me unlike his tiny little dickie. As I tell him all about my adventure he’ll be jacking off and I will allow him to shoot that pathetic little load of his. Call me and I’ll give you all of the juicy, creamy details!

Debi

1-866-649-3992


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Obsessed with pleasing you!

CallieI am obsessed with cum. I love the way a hard throbbing cock feels in my mouth while I am licking and sucking, licking and sucking, just waiting for that hot creamy cum. I know I look young and innocent, but don’t ever underestimate me. I’m as naughty as they cum. I’m your naughty, yet innocent schoolgirl, sitting at my desk. Chewing and sucking on my pencil. Staring at the bulge in your pants! I am your sweet sexy neighbor who you watch secretly through my bedroom window. Whatever you want, I never say no!

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Old Confessions

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