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Lick Me Clean Phone Sex

  I knew you would be home from work soon, and I decided the time was right for you to know my little secret. I play your sweet girlfriend in public, but while you’re gone I need cock! I put my finger to my lips to make sure you are quiet. We both knew this day would come, the day I make it clear you’re a cuckold. Did you really think my hot, wet pussy was that wet for you? 

Let’s face it, I like my cocks big, and my men rough around the edges. Then, of course, there is you. You pay my bills, take me to wild resorts and in return, you have me on your arm. Tonight is the night we admit who you are.

You keep quiet and hide behind the kitchen door. You watch me get pounded by a man, a boy really half your age. You see the look on my face. I never look that way for you, do I? He is gone, and it is just the two of us.

There is no need for either of us to hide the truth. You love cum as much as me, and you will consider it an honor to lick and suck it out of my just fucked pussy. Down on your knees bitch!

 

 

 Written By: Cameron

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Game Of Thrones

Don’t fuck with this Warrior Princess! Brooke Halloween

I will destroy all mere mortals who dare to cross me. If you think your brawn and strength can overpower me and dominate me, you will soon learn that you are no match for me. I am the Beautiful Brooke, the Warrior Princess. Ruler of this Kingdom.

I dominate all in the land.

Your flattery and charms will win you favor with me. Submit and bask in my beauty and you will be rewarded with kindness.

I am seeking new slaves to worship and adore me. A willing, brave knight to got to battle for me against my enemies by day, and keep my feet warm at night. 

Your Sexy Goddess,

Brooke

~Your Naughty Little Brooke~
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Submissive Girl Phone Sex

When you walk into a room, people notice you. You make me nervous but excited. You are intelligent, powerful and forceful. Your dominance makes me weak, sweet and submissive.

I am drawn to you, and I would do anything to please you. I beg for your attention with my bright blue eyes. I am too submissive to speak to you first. I hope in a room of beautiful ladies that you notice me and select me for your erotic fun. Maybe you like my curves, my lips, and my soft dark hair. You will find my sweet voice heavenly. I am very eager to please you.

 You speak to me.

“Show me your tits, Brooke.”

I turn my back and lift up my hair. You unzip my dress and let it fall to the floor. I turn to face you. My bra straps slide down, and I unhook my bra. I stand before you feeling vulnerable and very sexy. You control my body. I am all yours!

~Your Naughty Little Brooke~
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Hot Make-Up Sex

Brooke

 

We get into a huge fight. You got the VISA bill in the mail. I spent a small fortune last month on shoes, summer dresses, and sexy lingerie. Well, you sure enjoyed fucking me in those things, and you want a hot girlfriend. You yell, and I yell back.

You storm out of the room. I start to feel kind of bad, but I am still mad. When you return, instead of an apology, I have my naked tits waiting for you. You can’t stay angry when you look at my luscious big tits. You grab those tits and pinch my nipples. You kiss me, and I bite your bottom lip.

You pick me up and toss me into the bed. Your pants come down, and you thrust your hard cock into me. You control me. You pin my arms back. You hold me down. You fuck me with aggression. You dominate me. The passion is intense. I cum so hard. OMG, I love make- up sex!

~Your Naughty Little Brooke~
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Creamy Pussy Phone Sex

Creamy Pussy Phone Sex

I know what your thinking and the answer is No! Not a chance that I’ll fuck your little dick. You do amuse me the way your little dick gets hard for me. Being close to me comes with a price. I will take you under my wing and teach you a few things. If I give you a little help I expect you to stop being so needy. I’ll teach you how to please a real woman. You must understand something, this is for her satisfaction and pleasure only. No one really gives a shit about your worm dick. It’s worthless and it’s just small. I’m thinking your mouth will do the job for now on. If you ever want to be close to the woman of your dreams you’re going to need some kind of skills. You won’t have time to be needy and cry about your little dick while your eating pussy. Get ready for your first creamy pussy!

Cameron

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Chrissy’s Fetish Sex Club

 

I am easily tempted by kinky things that are forbidden or considered taboo by some people. I am drawn to fetish groups and underground sex clubs, where any sexual experience is available. I like to watch people exploring very obscure fetishes. Something for everyone no matter how unusual the desire. You got to be pretty open-minded for an orgy room or domination dungeon, but you might find some of the fetish rooms mind-blowing.

I might make your dick limp if I told you most crazy thing that I have seen there. All I will say is that it was beyond crazy. I think it is wonderful though, that we all have are different vices. I would love to hear your help explore your fetish with you.

Chrissy

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Bend Over, Loser

 You don’t have a fucking thing that interests me. Your cock is useless, your body is a joke and you have no idea what to do with your tongue. I guess you know what that means, right? YOU are the bitch in this relationship. When you can grow a decent sized dick and learn how to use it, we’ll talk about YOU fucking ME. Until then, bend over loser. I’m going to do the fucking and you’re going to lay there like a good little slut and take it. Reach behind and spread your man cunt for me. That’s the only part of you that has any use to me. You’re just a hole to use and take my frustration out on. Your useless needle dick is actually getting hard with this pole up your ass. I pull out and make you suck your ass off of it and your prick starts to give little pathetic squirts. What a shock. You came in 2 minutes. Don’t think that I’m finished just because you are…


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Panty Boy

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When we first spoke you swore up and down that you only wear your girlfriends sexy lace panties when she’s not around. Well, we all know that’s not true! After confessing all your secrets to me, you felt so much better telling me what a dirty little panty faggot you are. Every night you dream about a thick cock dripping pre-cum in your mouth. You do look your best in your pretty pink panties on your knees. You’re my panty boy now and I’ll feed your every desire. I’m here to make all your dreams reality now. You might be able to fool everybody else in your everyday life but I know the truth. You crave the desire to be pushed to your knees rubbing your sissy clit. You show me your true devotion while I feed you that creamy cum load that you’ve been dreaming about.

Cameron

AIM / phonesexcameron


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Make It Nasty

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 It is Saturday Night and you watch me getting ready to go out. I let you pick out my lingerie, but then tell you to also grab my black thigh high stockings. You question why I am wearing thigh highs just to go out with the girls. You watch me put them on and I let you caress my legs. I am wearing my black thigh highs because they feel so good on my legs and you want me to feel good, right?

You just nod your head. Next, you watch me carefully put on very sexy lipstick and apply very sexy eye make-up. You ask if I will be home early. I kiss your cheek and tell you not to wait up for me. You send me texts throughout the night, but I do not answer any of them. Finally, you drift off to sleep without me.

You awake and look at the clock. It is 4am. You hear moaning from the next room. You find me practically naked with a man between my legs licking my pussy. I see you. I laugh at you and remind you that pretty girls need big cock. I make you watch while he fucks me with his extra-large cock. I even make you join in! I make you suck his cock and lick my ass. You cannot believe what is happening. Be a little ass fluffer. Get my ass ready for his 10-inch cock!

Yes, you are now a cuckold!

Chrissy
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Transformation

Transformation

I bet you feel lost and confused at times maybe even wanting the need to feel appreciated and accepted for your natural beauty. I know the desire is aching to come out. You’re ready to show the world how beautiful you are. Come to Miss. Cameron and I will make everything better with no questions asked. I want you to feel like a diva. Let’s get you dressed up in a beautiful corset with a sexy pair of panties. I can see the sparkle in your eye when you slip on the beautiful panties, you start to get excited when you feel the material against your clitty. I know, it makes you feel so girly when I take you under my wing. I’m not only going to teach you about make-up and clothes, I’m here to guide you into giving up all of your rights to me. Turning you into my devoted sissy whore who belongs on her knee’s in complete submission. Begging and moaning for more cock. You’re my cock whore and you’ll suck only the cocks that I provide for you. The sight of your pretty pink lipstick smeared all over your pretty face is absolutely priceless.

Your face get’s fucked and I humiliate and guide you in the right direction. Indulge in that hot jizz dripping down your beautiful face. If you’re a good girl, you  know I’ll feed you some more.

xoxo Cameron xoxo

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Taking the Bus

I’m a bit of an exhibitionist. Even when I was younger, I always had to be the center of attention, always had to have all eyes on me. So it made sense that, when I discovered sex, I was all about the idea of the risk of getting caught. I’d go out without panties all the time, I’d masturbate at the movies, I’d flash strangers on the street as they drove by. One day, I was riding the bus home, when a man got on at one of the stops, sitting across from me. Fuck, he was gorgeous. The sort who would make me cream my panties (if I had been wearing any, of course). As the bus started moving again, I crossed and uncrossed my legs, giving him brief glances of my bare pussy. I had fun teasing him the whole ride, until I reached my stop. I got up and flashed him a little smile, before getting off the bus, heading down the street. And then, out of nowhere, a hand wrapped around my arm, pulling me into an alley. It was the stranger from the bus, and it seemed that he had liked my little show… He pulled me deeper into the alley, until we were just barely hidden from view, but where anyone who happened to look in would be able to see us. He pressed me up against the wall, and I could hear him unzipping his pants, fishing out his cock. I didn’t see it, but I certainly felt it as he pressed it against my pussy, and I spread my legs for him, so he could push it inside. Fuck, it felt so good! I made half an effort to stifle my moans as he rode me, but not a full effort; again, the thrill of being seen, of some passerby seeing me getting fucked like a bitch in heat in an alleyway, was too great to ignore. I hoped that it would go on forever, but all good things must come to an end. He pulled out of me, and spun me around, forcing me down, until I was face-to-face with his cock, still wet with my juices. He pushed the head into my mouth as he came painting my tongue with his sticky cum. All but the last shot, though. For that, he pulled out, and angled his cock, so that I got a shot of his jizz right across my cheek. He gave me a smile, tucked his cock back into his pants, and was on his way, like nothing had happened. I somehow pulled myself together, but I didn’t even wipe my face. I exited the alley, wearing his cum on my face like a trophy, proud of my status as a public-use slut.


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Get Ready For It

When was the last time you got a good spanking? Look at you standing there in your little, lacey panties– you’re ass is begging for it. Bring your little sissy ass over here. I think you need a good, old-fashioned, over the knee spanking. I pull you down across my thighs. You better not wiggle too much or you’ll fall off into the floor. I pull your panties over your ass so that you’re totally exposed to me. I caress your ass a little first, letting my nails drag across that tender skin. I see you skin break out in goosebumps and feel your cock beginning to press against my thighs. I raise my hand high and watch as you stiffen up, waiting for the blow. I let my palm hit hard. The little yelp you give makes my pussy wet. I do it again –and again– and again— making each slap harder. You’re grunting now and starting to whimper a little. That doesn’t stop me. I want you little sissy faggot ass blistered! I keep slapping until I feel something wet on my thighs. I push you off and see your cum all over my thighs.

That’s a bad girl.


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Submissive Brooke

 I have discovered that I am very submissive. I confess that I am very obedient and I crave to be dominated by a very powerful man.  I need to have my body used for a dominant man’s pleasure. I give him everything and anything he wants and desires. Can you tame me? If so, then use me. Make me feel like I belong to you. Take me. Throw me up against the wall and ravage my tender body. Tie me up. Whip me, Spank me, Fuck me. I am your whore and your love.

~Your Naughty Little Brooke~
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Hard Training

I recently hired a personal trainer to help keep my body perfect. We usually did all our work at the gym, but one day she asked if could meet her at her house. She had a workout she was dying to try out, and I seemed like the perfect candidate. I showed up in my skimpy workout clothes, ready to train. She led me down to her basement and asked if I trusted her judgment on what was best for my body. I told her that I did, I looked great! She smiled and left the room for just a second, bringing back a man with her. She introduced him as her husband and told me that he was going to be my workout today. I almost thought she was joking.. until she reached in and pulled out his hard cock. She walked back to a char and sat down, crossing her legs. She looked at her husband and demanded he fuck me. He smiled a little as he grabbed my shoulders and forced me face down on a little table nearby. My clothes were ripped off of me and his tongue was entering my pussy from behind. Then it began. I was twisted up and fucked in so many positions. No wonder she called him a workout, he could fuck for hours! Every time I would try to give up, I would find myself bent over and being pounded. I tried to crawl away so many times only to be grabbed by the ankles and drug back. When he was finally finished with me, all I could do was lay there and shake. I knew I would be feeling this workout in the morning.



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Bend Over, Bitch Boy

Bend Over, Bitch Boy

I  walked over to the dresser and picked up the a brand new strap-on asking him if he was ready for me to slide my smooth toy up his pretty ass. He wasn’t sure what to say to me. Remember, you have no rights when you play with me. It started with a few kisses and my hand on his cock whispering in his ear to lube me up. I couldn’t wait to tear his ass up. I stood up and looked at him with disgust telling him how worthless he was to me and what a joke he was. He could never satisfy a woman like me, he nodded and started to grease up the dildo. Once I was adjusted perfectly in the harness, I climbed onto the bed straddling him  holding his legs in place. I slipped right into his hot shit hole pumping in and out nice and slow. I leaned in and gave him a gentle kiss telling him to turn over, he closed his eyes and moaned when I pulled out of him. It was time to fuck, I placed my hand on his back and started thrusting into him. I could feel his feminine body quiver under me. The control I felt was such a rush. I could tell he really wanted to show off by the way he was moving his hips. I moved off of him, turning him back over letting him confess to me how much he loves when I fuck his ass. With a evil smile I asked him if he wanted to try riding me while he stroked his pathetic cock while I laughed at him.

Cameron


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Serving Goddess Cameron

Serving Goddess Cameron

I know you’ve been searching for the right goddess for some time now. It must be your lucky day. Looks like you’ve found me and the search is now over. You’ll always have a price to pay to serve me. I will allow you to worship me and in return, you will be my loyal pet who spoils and pampers me and of course, hand over your pay check. You will never hear me ask or manipulate you for money. You will hand it over to me freely just like all my other devoted pets. Run along now, grab the phone and start worshiping me.

Cameron

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Smothering Phone Sex

Hello to all you ASS LOVERS! Are you ready to worship this ass? Trust me, I get why you can’t get enough of this view. I love when you beg to worship me. Getting on your hands and knees and crawling over to me, just to get close enough to touch and kiss each ass cheek before you start tracing your tongue along by body. I know you will focus on all the parts that keep a smile on my face. Your balls get heavier with each lick. I think we should do something about that. I’ll be pinning you down. Sitting on your face smothering you. You’ll worship this ass like instructed until I tell you to start pleasing me with your tongue.

You’ll have your tongue buried in my tight ass before you know it.

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Mommy Phone Sex with Sexi Lexi

I really get off on Mommy phone sex calls.

Nasty, taboo Mommy fantasies always get my pussy wet. I’m such a loving and playful Mommy and always caters to her baby’s needs and wants. I can be a very nurturing Mommy that loves to cuddle and play those special little games with my little ones. I also can be a mean, dominating Mommy who likes to punish bad little boys. Mommy likes to give out spankings and make your tushy all red and sore.

I am just that Mommy who knows what you want, what you need, where you need it and of course, I know exactly how to take care of her special little boy.

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Casting Couch

Have you ever wanted anything so bad that you would do anything to get it?

One of the shows in NYC is in need of a few dancers. It is a small show, but I really want this. I am determined to get the lead.

I go to the audition and there are over a hundred girls. So much competition! I pick up the audition routine very quickly and the director seems like me. He pulls me aside and takes me to a room. I sit next to him on the sofa. He puts his hand on my thigh and I spread my legs a little wider to offer my pussy to him.

I stand up and slowly do a very sexy strip tease, incorporating the dance moves from the audition routine. I dance over to him with very sultry moves. My fingers unzip his pants and my lips wrap around his shaft. My mouth dances along his cock as I deep throat him. His cock is aching and wet with pre-cum.

I assure him that I want this part and that I want him. I climb into his lap. I tease that hard cock of his with a lap dance. I tell him he can’t have my pussy until he tells me that I am his new lead dancer.  He wants me and begs for me to ride him. He promises me anything to stop teasing him and to start fucking him.

He offers me the lead dancer spot and I finally start riding him.

Chrissy

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Turn me on

I feel you shift your weight as you settle between my legs. I can only focus on how you are going to please me. How I’m going to use you for my pleasure. Your finger tracing my pussy on my wet thong. I breath out catching the scent of the candles you lit for a romantic evening. I tilt my head back roll my eyes, don’t you know I am here for one thing only. Your fingers now rub a little harder over my soaked panties. I begin grinding my hips into your fingers and want more. I’m so hot right now. I feel like I can cum quick, lick me now I say to you. Watching you on your knees spreading my pussy lips. The sight of you worshiping and licking my pussy is almost enough pleasure.

Cameron
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You Control Me!

You are a strong and powerful man.  You have a very dominating tone in your voice that makes my heart beat faster, my pussy throb and my panties wet.

Normally, I am in charge. I make men do what I want them to do for me.   I dance on stage and have every man hard in the strip club.  I give lap dances and make men cum in their pants as I grind against them.  They are completely helpless.  The can look but only I can touch.

You are different.  You make me very submissive.  You put nipple clamps on my tits, you spank me and fuck me any way you want me. You make me spread my legs for you. You give me intense orgasms by spanking my pussy.  You have me trained me to be the ideal little cocksucker and your perfect little slut.

You control me completely!

 

Chrissy
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Your Lap Dance Girl, Your Special Cocktease

Come to me!  Watch me at the Strip Club!  You will find me irresistible! You request a private dance in a VIP Room. I slip you out of your jacket and your business tie. I bind your hands together behind your back.  I whisper, “You are all mine.  I can touch you anyway, anywhere I want, but you can look but not touch me,” I am truly a wicked dominate sexy bitch.

NYC is my playground and you are my sexy little play thing.  My hand slips into your pocket.  I pull out your wallet and laugh as I pull out a couple of the large bills and rub them over my nipples and then my white thong under my tiny skirt. That makes you hard doesn’t it?  You like giving money to you.  You know I deserve it!  You know I am the best lap dance girl here.  I slip out of my panties and give you a naked, wet pussy lap dance.  I grind and wiggle my pussy and ass all over your naked cock and balls.  You know you love it.  You love how hard I can make it.  I love that I have all the power and all the control here.

I keep your cock hard for so long, but don’t allow you to cum. I tease your cock, rub your balls.  You feel my pussy dripping all over you.  I know, Baby!  I am driving you crazy.

You time is up!  I leave your cock hard and your wallet empty! Go fill up your wallet and come back and see me for more.

Chrissy

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Chrissy
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Full of Cum

Is it wrong to leave my boyfriend at home night after night? I think not! As far as he knows, I’m hanging out with the girls shaking my ass on the dance floor. Little does he know his little dick just doesn’t do it for me. I have to admit, he has some pretty good skills using his tongue. I’ve really been going out meeting up with one of my hot fucks that has a huge ass cock *mmm* my pathetic boyfriend has no clue that I’ve been coming home with a pussy filled with a few loads of cum. Crawling into bed, spreading my legs and demanding for him to eat my pussy. That little submissive loser does just what I say!

He wonders why I taste different. Deal with it and take what you can get from me.

Cameron

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All dressed up

I love talking to my favorite cross dressers and sissy boys. I love when you tell me how much you enjoy the feel of a woman’s panties, stockings, and lingerie on your smooth, soft, silky skin. The way you look at yourself in the mirror seeing yourself wearing pretty panties and a matching bra. Walking around your bedroom in your stockings and heels.I know you love feeling so girlie.
Be ready to strut your stuff for me like a pretty little sissy princess. Give into your desires. Let that sissy boy come out and be the beautiful girl you are meant to be.

Cameron
1.866.477.1044


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Your Secret Desires

debiHello There! I’m Debi and I’m here to fulfill all of those secret naughty desires you have tucked away in that kinky imagination of yours. No fantasy or role-play is taboo for me. I always say the kinkier the better!! LOL My specialities are family fun, domination, the sexy naughty neighbor,pedo fantasies, CB&T, cuckold & much more!  I’m always looking for a good time when I’m home alone. I love phone sex because it helps take the edge off of those long lonely nights when I’m at home alone. I do have a full social life and I love to party and get laid as well. But, for some reason I love taking calls from all of your sexy horny men. It makes my pussy dripping wet to hear you talk dirty to me. And I make sure when our call is over that you hang up with a big satisfied grin on your face. So, do us both a favor and call me right now so we can have a good time together.

Debi

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Old Confessions

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