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Bukkake Surprise

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  I was feeling a little naughty the other night and decided to go to the adult bookstore in the next town. I wasn’t sure what I was looking for exactly, but something dirty was calling my name. I walked around for a little bit and decided to treat myself to a dirty movie in the theater. It was a little crowded and I found myself surrounded by men. I watched the screen and and found my fingers down my panties rubbing my clitty. I guess I was moaning a little loudly and drawing attention to myself. I closed my eyes as I started to get closer to cumming. That’s when I felt it. That warm splatter against my face. I looked up and saw the line. All the men in the theater were lined up, jerking their cocks. I should have been horrified, but my pussy just got juicier. My knees hit the sticky floor and looked up and put my tongue out. One after the other they shot their sticky loads all over me. I could barely open my eyes. My face was covered in jizz! This was just what I needed. After they finished, I walked out of the store and into my car. I used their cum and rubbed my pussy with it. I came so hard. After such a hot night, I realized I needed to go to the theater more often.

 

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Step Daddy’s Watching


black and white after danceMy stepdad came to NYC to watch me perform.  He drove through a hellish snowstorm to get me. I am an understudy filling in because the dancer couldn’t make it back into the city due to all the airports being closed. My big debut! Although the seats were mostly empty due to the weather, the show must go on! I danced my heart out, especially knowing that daddy was watching me. After the big performance, daddy and I went back to my apartment to celebrate. He brought a nice bottle of champagne and a dozen of long stem roses. He noticed how much my body has changed. For the first time ever, he didn’t see me as a little girl. He hugged, and we started kisses, well making out actually. It was like a dream, as my dress came off, and daddy’s pants came down. I sat back in a chair, and he slowly pulled my panties off of me. He went down on me, and I came for him.

 

 

 

ChrissyWritten By: Chrissy

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Baby Bump Phone Sex

How do you like my new baby bump? My phone sex daddy has been trying for years to get me pregnant and finally succeeded. Every night he sneaks into my room and wakes me up with a big, hard cock entering my mouth. It’s like my alarm clock because he normally comes into my bedroom same time every night after mom falls asleep. Sometimes I rub my bald pussy and get it ready for him, knowing he’ll be in soon. He tells me he does the same thing. He strokes his big, daddy cock thinking about fucking his little girl while my mom is in the same room with him.

 

I think tomorrow I’ll show off my pregnant belly with a tight little half shirt and watch and see my mom’s reaction. She knows I am a dirty slut but what will totally shock her is who the baby daddy is.

 

If you’re wanting to hear me play with my pregnant pussy and talk about family fun impregnation phone sex, call your favorite girl now.

 

 

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At Your Service

When I am in the mood to party, I dress slutty and hit the clubs. The guy at the door always lets me in. I never have to wait in line. The club manager knows me and introduces me to the hottest gentleman who is looking for a little intelligent conversation from a dirty girl. The manager takes us to a VIP room and hooks us up.  I see that wedding band, but that is kind of a turn-on for me.  A ring tells me that he wants a hot time but is not looking for more than anything but some hot fun tonight. I am looking for the same thing.

We dance a little or sit in a cozy corner getting to know each other. At the end of the evening, he orders a car. He offers me a ride. We get down and dirty in the back of the car. I am sure that car service drivers have seen everything in the Big Apple. He pulls down my top, and I show off my big luscious tits. I rub his cock and suck it. I let him know that I will do anything to please him. He tells the driver to take the long way home as he pushes my panties to the side. He penetrates me with his fingers. I talk dirty to him and beg him to fuck me with the driver watching.

~Your Naughty Little Brooke~
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Once is Never Enough

Ever since I started fucking, I’ve never been satisfied with just one round. I always hear how uncomfortable that first time is, yada, yada– that was never the case with me. Even that first time I was down licking his balls after, trying to get him stiff again. It’s the same way with calls. I love cumming with all of my guys, but as soon as that call is over, I’m jamming my fingers or my toy in one of my holes trying to cum again. Once just doesn’t do it for me! Every once in a while, I get that caller that just knows what buttons to push with me. Once, twice, three times… it’s not even close to being enough for him either. Those calls are ALWAYS my favorite! I love when a man dedicates time and effort to making me cum as much as humanly possible! Just because it’s over the phone, doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be good.
If wham, bam, thank you ma’am isn’t for you— call me. Let’s see how many times we can cum together!


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Hitchhiking

A few weeks ago, I ran into a little car trouble. I was on my way home and my car died, leaving me stranded on the side of the road. I called for a tow truck, but after a few hours, I had given up hope. It was 2 in the morning and I just wanted to get home. I decided to try for a ride home the best way I knew how. I got out of the car and hiked my skirt up a little. I knew that would get the attention I needed. After a few minutes, a truck pulled over on the side of the road. The driver rolled down his window and asked if I needed some help. I smiled and told him yes. I hopped in and we took off. I could feel his eyes all over me as he tried to keep it between the lines. He was a little younger than I was and looked nervous. I couldn’t resist. I got on my knees and started working on his pants. He looked surprised, but his cock was rock hard in my hands. It was delicious! So hard and thick. That thick mushroom head felt so good at the back of my throat. I could feel his hand on the back of my head and hear his moans. When my hand squeezed his balls, he blew his load down my throat. By the time I got myself together, I was home. Before he could get his pants zipped, I thanked him for the ride and blew him a kiss.



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Have A Very Kinky Halloween

 

Friday is time for my annual Halloween bash. I love having the whole neighborhood over. Costumes are a must and I get so horny when I just aren’t sure who I am flirting with. LOl. He could be 15 or he could be 60! 

  Last year was especially naughty when I found out right before he entered my hot, creamy cougar pussy that it was the young man I tutor. It was our dirty little secret that made future tutoring very interesting. 

       What plans do you have for Halloween. Will you be dressing sexy, girly or dominant. I can’t wait to hear the hot details.

                       


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Sexy and Wet

Do you want to cum over and join me? I’ve been enjoying the pool all day long. I’m starting to get a little lonely out here. I can think of many ways for us to cool each other down. Imagine both of us relaxing, rubbing each other down with suntan oil. Your cock is already in my sight. I just want to unzip your shorts and pull your cock out and show you how I’ll be pleasing you with every hole of mine. Of course, it’s rock hard by the time I take it out. You can’t resist a girl like me having her pretty lips wrapped around your cock. Crawling between your legs. My mouth feels around your swollen cock head. I tease you for a little bit before wrapping my entire mouth around your cock. My hands slowly move down to your aching balls massaging them while you thrust into my hungry mouth with desire letting me take all of you down my throat. Your hands start seducing my body while slipping off my tiny bikini bottoms. Making sure my tight pussy hole is ready for you.


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Panty Boy

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When we first spoke you swore up and down that you only wear your girlfriends sexy lace panties when she’s not around. Well, we all know that’s not true! After confessing all your secrets to me, you felt so much better telling me what a dirty little panty faggot you are. Every night you dream about a thick cock dripping pre-cum in your mouth. You do look your best in your pretty pink panties on your knees. You’re my panty boy now and I’ll feed your every desire. I’m here to make all your dreams reality now. You might be able to fool everybody else in your everyday life but I know the truth. You crave the desire to be pushed to your knees rubbing your sissy clit. You show me your true devotion while I feed you that creamy cum load that you’ve been dreaming about.

Cameron

AIM / phonesexcameron


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A Summer Bang

Since summer has started I have been spending a lot of time at my neighbors pool. Most of the time nobody is home. I didn’t realize their son from college would be making a surprise visit home for the 4th of July. I’m definitely not shy about taking off my top and getting a little sun. I had the music going with my eyes closed, kicking back while I was soaking up the sun. It was really strange, I could I feel somebody’s presence.  I opened my eyes and there he was pulling down his shorts taking his cock out rubbing himself slowly inching himself closer to me. I closed my eyes again and took a deep breath. I knew what I had to do. When I opened my eyes I seen his three friends from college standing behind him. They couldn’t keep their eyes off of me. One by one they started coming over to me. I knew they wanted to use me for sex only. I let them feel my tits, squeeze them, pinch them, they even twisted my nipples giving me a quick jolt of pleasure. They didn’t waste any time. I let them put their hard cocks in my mouth while they pulled my hair and fucked my mouth. My pussy was getting so wet. I started begging them to fuck me. I wanted all of their cocks inside me and they did one after another. Making me cum over and over.
I bet you wish you were there with them dumping your load all over my sweet body. I’m ready to be your sexy little slut this summer. ;)

Callie


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Take Me!

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Take me and push me up against the wall.

Fuck me!

Fuck me hard!

Show me how much you want me.

Take control of my tight little body.

Your wife passed out in her bedroom. Put your hand over my mouth so my screams do not wake her. Fuck me any way you want. I am your naughty nanny who fucks you every chance I get! You are so powerful and dominating. You make me your submissive little fuck doll.

 

~Your Naughty Little Brooke~
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Dirty Secrets

 

I have a very dirty secret I am bursting to share. The desire started when I first began driving but I just wasn’t brave enough to do anything about it till recently. I Take very good care of my material things as I do myself. That means there is a lot of hot, sweaty construction men at my house. I love to flirt but I never do anything about it because I want to keep it business.

On the way to the perfume franchise, I manage I pass a lot of truck stops. Not the ones with gas pumps and diners but the ones with outside restrooms and vending machines. I always feel my nipples stiffen and a craving in my pussy when I see those big 18 wheelers all big and shiny. I wonder what the drivers look like. I pull over to check water and oil and watch eyes just undressing me.

Last night I decided to just go for it. I put on my tiny shorts and white tank and set up the scenario in my filthy mind while I drove. It was late when I pulled up and the place had several trucks pulled over for the night. No families at that hour to keep the men in check. I popped the hood and started checking fluids when I heard a deep voice ask me if I needed some help.  I explained I was late for my date and he would probably give up and call another girl.

I thought it would be so hot to let him think I was a hooker! He told me there is usually a few girls that come over to service the men but he had never tried them. He went on about his wife and such. In the meantime another trucker came out and asked if I was taken yet. Soon I was taken over and fucking over. So that is my new dirty obsession to pretend I am a cheap truck stop whore and fuck till all my holes are dripping.

Dirty Debi


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Gangbang Girl

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I have a very naughty confession!

Last night was crazy, just fucking crazy! I had carefully selected seven hot guys and one of them has a spacious loft. We had one amazing gangbang last night. I confess that I am a size queen. I love big, thick long hard cocks. I crave guys that fuck for a long time with a lot of energy.

It was so empowering and exciting to be the center of attention, to have all their cocks hard and aching for one of my sexy little holes. I was filled and fucked. So much cum everywhere. I was filled and covered in cum. It was fantastic to hear the guys talk dirty to each other and to me. All the dirty talk increased the power of each of them thrusting into me.

It was truly a breathtaking experience. One that I will definitely be repeating. I was thinking that a gangbang would make for a tremendous exciting call for us to do. I can be the center of the gangbang. If you are sexually adventuresome, and wanting to try something new, you could be the center of the gangbang. Just imagine you in the center of a circle of seven girls ready and waiting to fuck you. I am ready to play. Are you?

Chrissy

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You Catch Me With Your Daughter

You and I have been having sex for a couple of months now. I like sexy older men, like you. You are smart and sophisticated. You enjoy the finer things in life. You enjoy making love to a sexy  young girl like me.

You have been busy with work and I have not seen you.  I stop by your apartment and your daughter answers. She is home on Spring Break. Wow, she is pretty. She knew that you had a young girlfriend, but she did not realize that she and I were about the same age. She is intrigued and invites me in to wait for you. We hit it off, quite nicely. She finds me as sexy as you do.

You come home from work and find me naked with your daughter. I am making your girl moan for me. I am between her legs kissing and licking her pussy. You are in shock, unable to speak, so you just watch. I use my tongue inside your girl’s pussy until she cums all over my face. I move up to her, grab a fist full of her hair and kiss her on the mouth. Big wet French Kiss. Your cock is hard in your pants. You stand in the shadows and just watch your daughter taste herself on my lips.

You slip out the door. Your head and cock are throbbing. You send a text to my phone that want to see me tonight. You think of fucking me, and kissing me. You wonder if you will smell and taste your naughty girl on me.

Chrissy
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Naughty Nanny

Your Naughty Nanny is waiting for you. Time to leave the office and come home and fuck me. The kids are sound asleep, your wife is passed out after shopping all afternoon and too much wine.

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I am waiting for you to fuck me. My pussy is so sweet and so tight. Don’t keep me waiting too long. No one makes you cum like me.

I am here on my bed in my little room off the kitchen. Far enough away from everyone else that you can fuck me hard, make me scream.

Hurry home, Lover. Don’t keep your hot Nanny waiting.

~Your Naughty Little Brooke~
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The Artist

I recently answered an ad to pose nude for a local artist. When I arrived at his home, he led me downstairs to his studio in the basement. He was a good looking guy, just the kind I always went for. He showed me where I could address and handed me a long silk robe to slip into. When I walked from behind the curtain, he already had everything set up. He pointed over to a long sofa that he wanted me to pose on. I let the robe fall to the floor and settled in for the session. As I watched his beautiful eyes study e Continue reading ‘The Artist’


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Girly Boy Phone Sex

Your going be a pretty Sissy when I’m done with you. I’m willing to do all the hard work for you. I’ll take care of the clothes and makeup. You just relax. I’ll have you feeling  just as sexy and slutty as I am. It’s not gonna happen by it’s self. That’s why I’m gonna help you. I have the perfect outfit to get started in. I love when your clitty gets hard when you try on the new pink silky panties I bought you. How do you like the fabric rubbing against your ass cheeks? I also bought you, your own personal pink dildo. I want you to show me how slutty you want to be. I watch you bring the dildo to your mouth making it slippery and wet. I watch you try to take it deeper while the tears stream down your face and you start gagging and squealing like a girl. You still have a ton of work to do before you become the perfect Girly Boy. First lesson is - learn to deep throat your dildo for me. Once you’ve accomplished that we can move on to a nice fat cock and we can continue our lessons.


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Cock Worship

He loves when I’m his cock sucking whore. I’m always on my hands and knees for him. I always start with his ass running my tongue along the rim pushing my face deep in his ass. I lick my lips tasting his ass juices thinking about how bad I want to indulge in his cock. I look up at him, begging him for his cock, worshiping his cock. My hands gripping and sliding down the length of him and my mouth watering. I started to suck the head feeling him throb in my mouth. I was starving for his cum. My tongue swirled around and lapped at him in anticipation. Knowing I was bringing him so close. I locked my lips around tighter sucking him with all I had. He grunted with each jolt of salty jizz. I eagerly swallowed like a good girl. He pulled me up, off my knees. I nuzzled into his chest knowing he will always give me my quota of cum. Call me, I’m ready to worship your cock.

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BBC With Callie

 

Black cock makes my mouth water. They love my blonde hair and my tight pussy. It makes me so wet thinking about getting used by a bunch of hot black men. Having all three of my holes fucked nice and hard, I love it when they fuck me like a rag doll. I lick my lips just thinking about a juicy black cock. My pussy needs it so bad. I get so excited knowing that I’m going to have a pair of strong black hands groping my creamy white body. I’m on a mission this weekend, to find multiple black cocks to gang bang me. Stretching my tight pussy leaving me with a gaping hole. I know you secretly crave a little of that black meat. Maybe you would like to watch me get fucked by a well hung black stud. You know you can always join in. I’m not greedy. I’ll share my black cock with you. My dirty sick twisted mind can think of plenty of things for us to do with all that black meat. Let’s have some fun this weekend.

Callie

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I’ll be your tight end

Let’s get caught up in some hot roleplays today. I would love to be your girlfriends hot sister and you can’t keep your eyes off of my bangin body. I know it makes your cock hard everytime. Today I come over to hang and watch the playoff’s with you. I dress to tease each time. Making sure my tops are nice and tight so my nipples poke through. I’m always catching you looking at my tits when nobody is around. The best is when I bend over and let you get a peak at my sexy little thong. I’m sure you noticed that little wet spot on my panties. I’m going to continue to be a little cock tease until you give me what I want.
So, let’s sneak off  with each other and you can show me what happens when girls like me play with bad boys like you.

Callie

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Trip to Vegas…Naughty Confession

 

 Went to Vegas for the Holidays for a vacation of sorts. I love Vegas!

So many nasty confessions.

Had an amazing trip. Danced, Gambled, Picked up guys in the casino and nightclubs.

The best sex that I had was with a bartender at the Bellagio.  He had one of the largest cocks that I have ever seen. I have to confess my pussy was sore the next day. He had me on my hands and knees and fucked me such intensity that I had the best orgasms of my life. OMG! Good thing the walls are thick. I screamed so loud.

I was only with him for one night, but it is a night that I will never forget.

Brooke

~Your Naughty Little Brooke~
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Sexy Holiday Slut

I went over to my boyfriends last night to exchange gifts. Of course a little Christmas fuck would be just fine for me. He looked adorable when I arrived wearing his santa hat and all. He walked me in his bedroom and started stripping me down to my bra and panties. He took out a roll of duck tape from his night stand. Pulling my hands behind my back wrapping them in the tape really tight. He moved down to my feet pushing them together tapping them. Laying me down on the bed he started tearing off my bra and panties with his teeth. Giving me love bites all over my body. My pussy was aching and throbbing for some penetration. My face down in the pillow, his hands wrapped around my neck. He shoved his big package in my soaking wet pussy fucking me hard and rough. After he filled my dripping pussy with his warm load he propped me up on the bed on his plush pillows. He grabbed a small jewelry box and opened it up to a beautiful pair of diamond earnings. He kissed me and whispered Merry Christmas my sexy slut.


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Hot Threesome

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He walked into his bathroom. He found me on the floor having sex with his wife. Our kisses so sweet and passionate.  Nothing like a girl kissing another girl. I was on top of her. I wanted her and was showing her how much fun it is to play with girls.

He was stunned, shocked, but quickly got aroused. We knew he was there and we invited him to join in the fun. He just watched at first. He pulled his cock out and stroked it while he watched me lick his wife’s pussy. I made her cry, tears streaming down her face from an orgasm. Her husband was so hard. He slid is cock right into while I continued to lick her.  Then it was my turn to cum.

Brooke

~Your Naughty Little Brooke~
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The Nanny Diary

   I have a very naughty confession.  I am in the midst of a torrid, wonderful affair. I am the Nanny for his children. Yes, he is married, but his wife is more concerned about having the hottest trendy handbag than keeping her husband hot.  He comes home from the law firm late and finds me putting away the countless toys.  His wife is either out or in her room.  Yes, they have separate bedrooms. 

He takes me to his den. Pours me a glass of whiskey. He brings me home a present, every night he wants to have sex with me. Something thoughtful. Something that he saw in the city that reminded him of me, always expensive. On the weekends, he takes us all to the weekend house in the Hamptons. That’s where we get really naughty. He spoils me and then ravages me.  He likes to pay for sex. Makes him feel good, powerful, successful.

How about you?

Brooke

~Your Naughty Little Brooke~
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You Control Me!

You are a strong and powerful man.  You have a very dominating tone in your voice that makes my heart beat faster, my pussy throb and my panties wet.

Normally, I am in charge. I make men do what I want them to do for me.   I dance on stage and have every man hard in the strip club.  I give lap dances and make men cum in their pants as I grind against them.  They are completely helpless.  The can look but only I can touch.

You are different.  You make me very submissive.  You put nipple clamps on my tits, you spank me and fuck me any way you want me. You make me spread my legs for you. You give me intense orgasms by spanking my pussy.  You have me trained me to be the ideal little cocksucker and your perfect little slut.

You control me completely!

 

Chrissy
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Old Confessions

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