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Vibrator Run Out Of Batteries Heres A Great Substitute For Dildo

Published by Jesse August 15th, 2007 in Confessions.

jesse-smitten.jpgDamn, I forgot I ran out of batteries for my vibrator .

My last call last night went into the early hours …He was the man !!! OOOOhhh he was so HoT ! I am getting so juicy thinking about it ! My callers drive me crazy .. I just love you horny men ..

Looks like I am gonna have to do it old school style DAMN FINGERS JUST DONT CUT IT FOR THIS TWAT! My pussy is high maint..

Not only does my pussy need a good dicking everyday, but it needs to be plowed and rammed hard . It just doesnt feel loved otherwise …

I really feel for the woman in the old days .. My fingers get so tired …. Boy are we a spoiled generation (giggle giggle) So What is going to be a substitute for my big 8 inch dildo ??? Wonder what they used back in the day .. They had to have been horny bitches too …

OOOOOhhh, hey there is a cucumber in the fridge … MMM ooohh something different tonight .. Let me go get it

I wonder if that is why my roommate, really buy’s cucumber’s ( Giggle) Now that I think of it I have never seen her even eat one .

It will be in there one day, next it will be gone .. Always , a huge one ! Like this one is at least 11 inches ..

Wow Mmmm I wonder if she eat’s it after she has screwed it ..

Giggle Giggle wow then when she cum’s home all horny for some action .. She will be pissed to see it has been high jacked..

Well I could be nice and secretly have some cucumber lovin right now then put it back in the fridge .. She would never even know .. Well I better get my ass movin then she will be home soon .

So cum on guy’s you gonna let me sit all alone and ram a cucumber up my pussy … Dont you want to guide me on my first cucumber fuck …. Lol

Giggle Giggle Cum on help a hot little Sweetie ram this 11 inch cucumber up my pussy … I need some direction like where should I stick it .. I do know I will start by sucking on it .. I really like to keep my cock sucking skills up to par ..

So as I wait for your call my fingers are gonna be wondering my sweet little pussy and rubbing my clit .. As I make myself choke on this HUGE 11 inch cucumber …

Tell me guy’s in my ass or ram my pussy ???

I take direction very well. Or maybe you have some more idea’s on what I should use since I am out of batteries ..

Im waiting for you

Let’s get StIcKy

Jesse J()y

Jesse :)
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